Beer

by Yardbird

Member since 2002 · Posted 29 Oct 2002 · 11 comments

Liquid bread, on tap, A poor man's Ambrosia, Piss in pint glasses.

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[n/a] ==Doylum 29-Oct-02/4:18 AM Reply

poo

[2] Tascobar 29-Oct-02/8:43 AM Reply

A tepid effort. 2.

[n/a] Yardbird › Tascobar 29-Oct-02/11:15 AM Reply

Tepid - good word, considering the subject of the poem (I hate beer with a passion, hence the poor quality of the poem - I'm not going to grace such a vile liquid with good verse now, am I?)!

[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. › Yardbird 29-Oct-02/11:27 AM Reply

yeah lol nice one!111 except that if you wrote a good poeme about how crap beer was you wouldn't exactly be 'gracing' it, would you?

[n/a] Yardbird › -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 29-Oct-02/12:45 PM Reply

Ok, fair comment, and seeing as I've run out of decent excuses, my only answer is that I simply couldn't be bothered (shame on me, I know) - it is only beer, after all!!!!!

[1] Tintagiles 29-Oct-02/9:13 AM Reply

Though I agree with your verdict on beer (though may I add it should be 'horse piss'), as a poem this is almost as detestable as the subject. Or was that the point?

[8] Bachus 29-Oct-02/12:51 PM Reply

i agree with the chick who likes horse piss. everytime, actually.

[7] cleverdevice 4-Nov-02/1:58 AM Reply

And this is why I end up looking like a working class hooker!

[n/a] The Eskimo King 11-Nov-02/1:52 AM Reply

Loser! It needs to be longer than 3 lines you shit, keep up the jazz!
Or drink some bleached piss!

[n/a] Yardbird › The Eskimo King 11-Nov-02/1:59 AM Reply

Dude, it's a haiku - they only have three lines (wanker!!)!!!
Oh, and thanks for the advice, but I'm sorry, I must decline.

[7] hipster flare 13-Mar-03/9:38 AM Reply

the title gives too much away and makes it ordinary.