poemranker ::Shut the fuck up and fix me a Scoobie snack. by Bachus

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Haiku № 27623

Shut the fuck up and fix me a Scoobie snack.

Member since 2002 · Posted 27 Nov 2002 · 8 comments

"Are you scared Shaggy?" "Yikes, like no Fred, just hungry". "Jeepers, what was that?!". "Hee, he, he, he, hee", "Rat wuz my stomach rhumbling". "Zoinks, like where's Velma?" "You guys go find her". "While we go look for more clues". "Like uh uh, no way". "Come on guys! "Move it!" "Daphne and i will check the", "Mystery machine".

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8 comments

[7] INTRANSIT 27-Nov-02/6:49 PM Reply
Definitely 2 shags here!
[5] Tigger8023 27-Nov-02/7:28 PM Reply
Nice
[7] Caducus 28-Nov-02/1:37 AM Reply
I was reading this doing the voices and realize I must be losing it ! like your style, just to be petty this aint no haiku but heres an 7 to get fat on with your scoobie snack.
[n/a] Bachus › Caducus 29-Nov-02/2:59 AM Reply
it's a group of four haiku's...what are you going to get technical and go well a haiku' fiarst sentence should set it up the second should heighten and the third should be from outer space...here try this

/mercuries new wand/is smaller than his first one/fucking finger hut/
[7] deadstar 28-Nov-02/3:20 AM Reply
Raggy!
[6] deleted user 28-Nov-02/5:53 AM Reply
Hopefully this is based on the classic cartoon rather than the film, which incidentally I haven't seen yet, but I have heard is crap.
[n/a] Bachus › deleted user 29-Nov-02/3:01 AM Reply
of course..they day i'd watch that movie, is the day i'd watch myself watching myself watch that movie from inside the movie?
[9] Robert K Foster 29-May-03/10:35 AM Reply
overused the """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""marks. cute concept!