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Shut the fuck up and fix me a Scoobie snack. (Haiku) by Bachus
"Are you scared Shaggy?" "Yikes, like no Fred, just hungry". "Jeepers, what was that?!". "Hee, he, he, he, hee", "Rat wuz my stomach rhumbling". "Zoinks, like where's Velma?" "You guys go find her". "While we go look for more clues". "Like uh uh, no way". "Come on guys! "Move it!" "Daphne and i will check the", "Mystery machine".

Up the ladder: Mushroom Potion #9
Down the ladder: A Letter to You

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Arithmetic Mean: 5.9333334
Weighted score: 5.8220773
Overall Rank: 1642
Posted: November 27, 2002 6:47 PM PST; Last modified: November 27, 2002 6:47 PM PST
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[7] INTRANSIT @ 64.12.96.46 | 27-Nov-02/6:49 PM | Reply
Definitely 2 shags here!
[5] Tigger8023 @ 64.229.155.158 | 27-Nov-02/7:28 PM | Reply
Nice
[7] Caducus @ 62.105.88.10 | 28-Nov-02/1:37 AM | Reply
I was reading this doing the voices and realize I must be losing it ! like your style, just to be petty this aint no haiku but heres an 7 to get fat on with your scoobie snack.
[n/a] Bachus @ 24.126.113.154 > Caducus | 29-Nov-02/2:59 AM | Reply
it's a group of four haiku's...what are you going to get technical and go well a haiku' fiarst sentence should set it up the second should heighten and the third should be from outer space...here try this

/mercuries new wand/is smaller than his first one/fucking finger hut/
[7] deadstar @ 212.219.142.161 | 28-Nov-02/3:20 AM | Reply
Raggy!
[6] deleted user @ 212.219.142.161 | 28-Nov-02/5:53 AM | Reply
Hopefully this is based on the classic cartoon rather than the film, which incidentally I haven't seen yet, but I have heard is crap.
[n/a] Bachus @ 24.126.113.154 > deleted user | 29-Nov-02/3:01 AM | Reply
of course..they day i'd watch that movie, is the day i'd watch myself watching myself watch that movie from inside the movie?
[9] Robert K Foster @ 209.68.70.205 | 29-May-03/10:35 AM | Reply
overused the """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""marks. cute concept!
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