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First, you gotta bend over.. (Free verse) by Bachus
i post so often that i've been banned from the recent list. Well.. if that's the case maybe i should have my minions suicide bomb. sending their genetalia and flesh cascading through the sparkling humid air only to land punished with a soft red splat 'pon nentwined's fucking windshield.. sending him careening out of control and into dark angel's double wide trailor...there's a huge explosion as the water heater pops sky high along with the car's gas tank... dark angel.. still in his lazy boy (nude and oiled) is flung like a sweet jade flower into waldens pond.. there he ironically hitches a ride on p&k's tugboat over to zzinnia's house boat and every one plays go fish until horus8 parachutes in with a special fucking delivery...orange chicken with shrimp fried rice everyone pats one another on the back and there is a harmonious 'breaking of the wind' ahhhh? wait a minute...has anyone seen settle...yes replies vulcan and some other cad in the corner who looks like tarquin la bog, but sounds more like christoff he's gone over the river again to stuff dollars. i turn away....and hide my jealousy..as a tear falls unnoticed to the strawed floor he has left me for babbit's bed FOR THE LAST TIME! i put on my razor grin and a brazen face and prepare for "the predictable" another changing of the guards and here i am without my richa or leonore to hold my hand. my penis hits the bottom of my chin knocking my head off for the third time this week everyone laughs at me and i sob as only a whore can with both hands and a crooked wig i guess i should feel fortunate to be surrounded by such interesting people at all.. but i'm not...i can't be trusted.. i've pawned the t.v again.. forgive me...then put me in with the gimp.. i deserve it...and a good eleven inch dildo-ing too lest i grow to cocky and bite the hand that feeds me poemranker is an sanctuary for an gifted writers. or cunt you fucking tell...yeah you! YOU! THE WHINY SIXTEEN YEAR OLD with no more girlfriend and a suicide note...do it..you pussy...or shut the fuck up can't you see we're professionals and by far way to busy to offer a solution other than..well whattaya waiting for? you want me to show you how to tie your shoes too... well first..you gotta bend over...

Up the ladder: Shoe Thief

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Arithmetic Mean: 5.4
Weighted score: 5.352319
Overall Rank: 3384
Posted: September 21, 2002 11:51 PM PDT; Last modified: September 21, 2002 11:51 PM PDT
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[n/a] horus8 @ 24.126.113.154 | 22-Sep-02/10:43 AM | Reply
did i write this?...I'VE BEEN PLAGARIZED help police help !! oh mighty jesu the cad has barrelled the falls....ha!!
[2] nentwined @ 192.168.0.69 | 22-Sep-02/12:06 PM | Reply
actually, nothing was showing up in "recent" unless you edited the piece -- a side effect of my "plagiarism" patch. That has since been fixed.
[n/a] Bachus @ 24.126.113.154 > nentwined | 22-Sep-02/4:12 PM | Reply
i know...i was just playing off of a "what if"...you know being imaginative....sorry about your side effects. have you tried sleep and then a good meal...works miracles..on poetry also. just not for me!.
[2] nentwined @ 192.168.0.69 > Bachus | 22-Sep-02/4:34 PM | Reply
I'll check out some sleep and a meal. Do they rent those? :)
[n/a] Bachus @ 24.126.113.154 > nentwined | 24-Sep-02/11:46 AM | Reply
apparently only in turkish opium dens...did you meet some lunatic named 'fantasy freddy' at burning man? ' you couldn't have missed him he's usually naked, roller blading and on mushrooms and always either talking about himself or sex, he's from venice, ca.? if not i'll send you his website you'll die laughing..talk about columbia-grad-deralict jew (he is a semi great friend of mine, but he has a horrible memory, so i asked him who he had met out there, but he couldn't recall, someone should do a docu on this guy...he's fucking squeezing coal into jelly beans.
[2] nentwined @ 192.168.0.69 > Bachus | 25-Sep-02/12:31 AM | Reply
I'm afraid I didn't. 29,000 people there this year (estimated). website could be cool. :)
[7] wOrnella Mutiw @ 198.81.26.167 | 19-Jan-03/10:06 PM | Reply
DA in his Lazy Boy...nude and oiled....Hahaaaaaa....I can just imagine it an overweight Physics grad student from Cambridge...spitting out Physics theory as he rocks in the Lazy Boy back and forth. This should be the official Poemranker anthem...7
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