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First, you gotta bend over.. (Free verse) by Bachus
i post so often
that i've been banned
from the recent list.
Well.. if that's the case
maybe i should have my minions suicide
bomb. sending their genetalia and flesh
cascading through the sparkling humid air
only to land punished with a soft red splat 'pon
nentwined's fucking windshield.. sending him
careening out of control and into dark angel's
double wide trailor...there's a huge explosion as
the water heater pops sky high along with the car's
gas tank... dark angel.. still in his lazy boy (nude and oiled) is flung
like a sweet jade flower into waldens pond..
there he ironically hitches a ride on p&k's tugboat over
to zzinnia's house boat and every one plays go fish
until horus8 parachutes in with a special fucking
delivery...orange chicken with shrimp fried rice
everyone pats one another on the back and there
is a harmonious 'breaking of the wind' ahhhh?
wait a minute...has anyone seen settle...yes
replies vulcan and some other cad in the corner
who looks like tarquin la bog, but sounds more like
christoff he's gone over the river again to stuff dollars.
i turn away....and hide my jealousy..as a tear
falls unnoticed to the strawed floor
he has left me for babbit's bed FOR THE LAST TIME!
i put on my razor grin and a brazen face
and prepare for "the predictable"
another changing of the guards
and here i am without my richa
or leonore to hold my hand.
my penis hits the bottom of my chin
knocking my head off for the third time this week
everyone laughs at me and i sob as only a whore can
with both hands and a crooked wig
i guess i should feel fortunate
to be surrounded by such interesting people at all..
but i'm not...i can't be trusted..
i've pawned the t.v again..
forgive me...then put me in with the gimp..
i deserve it...and a good eleven inch dildo-ing too
lest i grow to cocky and bite the hand that feeds me
poemranker is an sanctuary for an gifted writers.
or cunt you fucking tell...yeah you!
YOU! THE WHINY SIXTEEN YEAR OLD with no more girlfriend
and a suicide note...do it..you pussy...or shut the fuck
up can't you see we're professionals and by far way to busy
to offer a solution other than..well whattaya waiting for?
you want me to show you how to tie your shoes too... well first..you
gotta bend over...
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Arithmetic Mean: 5.4
Weighted score: 5.352319
Overall Rank: 3384
Posted: September 21, 2002 11:51 PM PDT; Last modified: September 21, 2002 11:51 PM PDT
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