Sosomizing My Way Into Heaven

I get off of work at a quarter till eight. After scoring some smack I procrastinate Hanging the neighbours dog with its Own small intestines, and serving it back to them as a delicatessen. Instead I head to the local Cathedral, and find myself a stray underage nun. Inching up, pew by pew, I get within Striking distance, and I get the job done. Hand over her mouth, I drag her to the rear. I restrain her, then gag her, and make sure the coast's clear. Then I drag her out nude, for the lord to see, me double dip with the urgency Of a man bent on more than sodomy, But obviously, clearly, ready to prey On this virgin bent in front of me.