poemranker ::"Bored?" "Let's eat my nuts?" by Bachus

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Haiku № 31108

"Bored?" "Let's eat my nuts?"

by Bachus

Member since 2002 · Posted 19 Dec 2002 · Edited 19 Dec 2002 · 15 comments

Twas love at first sight not dominant submissive that led me to snack.

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[n/a] Bill Z Bub 19-Dec-02/8:04 PM Reply
"eat my nuts"? I have to listen to that all day at work! I don't want to have to listen to that when I come home to poemranker!
now wheres my dinner? I want kumquats!
[n/a] <{Baba^Yaga}> › Bill Z Bub 19-Dec-02/8:13 PM Reply
where you do work? at a peanut butter plant? kumquates are damn crazy fruit fun..i should know my grandma had a tree. it's also impossible for an eigth grader to say the word with out laughing..
[n/a] Caducus 20-Dec-02/5:27 AM Reply
The worse thing to eat with nuts has to be cheese.
[n/a] Caducus 20-Dec-02/5:28 AM Reply
god that was disgusting i apologize -DOCCCCCC !
[n/a] poetandknowit › Caducus 20-Dec-02/8:36 AM Reply
But a true story!
[8] SP REYNOLDS 20-Dec-02/1:28 PM Reply
Had no idea you could bend that way - 8
[8] SP REYNOLDS 20-Dec-02/1:29 PM Reply
FLASHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY___________
[n/a] horus8 › SP REYNOLDS 20-Dec-02/2:33 PM Reply
consider yourself. flashed. chicky chaw, chicky wicky wahhhwick wik wah.
[8] razorgrin 23-Dec-02/9:27 AM Reply
smirk-ish.8
[n/a] Bachus › razorgrin 23-Dec-02/12:05 PM Reply
for that guy in germany who took out an ad to kill someone, and before he killed the guy that showed up at his door ..they snacked on his 'stuff'. care for a weiner?
[5] kaykat 24-Dec-02/2:01 PM Reply
wow, what can I say, uh nice
[n/a] Bachus › kaykat 24-Dec-02/2:20 PM Reply
you could say derrrhhaaassssttreesddghgfdrre!, and then throw yourself in traffic.
[8] SP REYNOLDS 24-Dec-02/2:55 PM Reply
Bachus -
My last three comments were presented to you, but now I find myself misunderstood, I think I have a new girlfriend (she better be cute), but It's 2:47 and Im lost in poemranker and am feeling mute.
[n/a] <{Baba^Yaga}> › SP REYNOLDS 24-Dec-02/3:47 PM Reply
why don't you dedicate a song to her, how about homegrown? you want me to cut and paste it at her chicky chew?