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"Bored?" "Let's eat my nuts?" (Haiku) by Bachus
Twas love at first sight not dominant submissive that led me to snack.

Up the ladder: happy hour
Down the ladder: Voodoo on channel 13

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Arithmetic Mean: 5.7272725
Weighted score: 5.3636365
Overall Rank: 3281
Posted: December 19, 2002 4:08 PM PST; Last modified: December 19, 2002 4:09 PM PST
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[n/a] Bill Z Bub @ 24.112.224.232 | 19-Dec-02/8:04 PM | Reply
"eat my nuts"? I have to listen to that all day at work! I don't want to have to listen to that when I come home to poemranker!
now wheres my dinner? I want kumquats!
[n/a] <{Baba^Yaga}> @ 24.126.113.154 > Bill Z Bub | 19-Dec-02/8:13 PM | Reply
where you do work? at a peanut butter plant? kumquates are damn crazy fruit fun..i should know my grandma had a tree. it's also impossible for an eigth grader to say the word with out laughing..
[n/a] Caducus @ 62.105.88.10 | 20-Dec-02/5:27 AM | Reply
The worse thing to eat with nuts has to be cheese.
[n/a] Caducus @ 62.105.88.10 | 20-Dec-02/5:28 AM | Reply
god that was disgusting i apologize -DOCCCCCC !
[n/a] poetandknowit @ 67.40.59.92 > Caducus | 20-Dec-02/8:36 AM | Reply
But a true story!
[8] SP REYNOLDS @ 209.179.222.115 | 20-Dec-02/1:28 PM | Reply
Had no idea you could bend that way - 8
[8] SP REYNOLDS @ 209.179.222.115 | 20-Dec-02/1:29 PM | Reply
FLASHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY___________
[n/a] horus8 @ 24.126.113.154 > SP REYNOLDS | 20-Dec-02/2:33 PM | Reply
consider yourself. flashed. chicky chaw, chicky wicky wahhhwick wik wah.
[8] razorgrin @ 192.197.142.146 | 23-Dec-02/9:27 AM | Reply
smirk-ish.8
[n/a] Bachus @ 24.126.113.154 > razorgrin | 23-Dec-02/12:05 PM | Reply
for that guy in germany who took out an ad to kill someone, and before he killed the guy that showed up at his door ..they snacked on his 'stuff'. care for a weiner?
[5] kaykat @ 209.83.111.78 | 24-Dec-02/2:01 PM | Reply
wow, what can I say, uh nice
[n/a] Bachus @ 24.126.113.154 > kaykat | 24-Dec-02/2:20 PM | Reply
you could say derrrhhaaassssttreesddghgfdrre!, and then throw yourself in traffic.
[8] SP REYNOLDS @ 209.178.159.73 | 24-Dec-02/2:55 PM | Reply
Bachus -
My last three comments were presented to you, but now I find myself misunderstood, I think I have a new girlfriend (she better be cute), but It's 2:47 and Im lost in poemranker and am feeling mute.
[n/a] <{Baba^Yaga}> @ 24.126.113.154 > SP REYNOLDS | 24-Dec-02/3:47 PM | Reply
why don't you dedicate a song to her, how about homegrown? you want me to cut and paste it at her chicky chew?
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