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Haiku № 10548

Various 7-Eleven hold ups...

Member since 2002 · Posted 22 Aug 2002 · 7 comments

Stick'em up dot head! Give me your butterfingers! And dude. Shower. Please!

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7 comments

[7] alexander 22-Aug-02/1:08 AM Reply
Cute
[6] Christof 22-Aug-02/1:25 AM Reply
Actually quite funny
[7] brazen 22-Aug-02/6:03 AM Reply
the guy didn't ask for any single dutches or blunts...what was he thinking?
[7] Venus 22-Aug-02/9:27 AM Reply
And dude, that is hilarious. 7/10
[10] god'swife 22-Aug-02/9:35 AM Reply
This haiku thing is perfect for you. Your so brilliant that limiting you verbage helps us nincumpoops to comprehend your genius a little better. You know cause otherwise it's like starring into the sun 10/10
[n/a] deleted user 22-Aug-02/9:38 AM Reply
it's people like you who make people who are different feel bad about themselves (sniffle, weep)! kidding. not exactly inspired though.
[n/a] Bachus 22-Aug-02/7:21 PM Reply
never make fun of vishnu..he has more scrubbing arms than you. i am hindu and clean..i am hindu full of wine stink and cow love, but notice how i carry the magical aloofa, it's from the clean corner of my shower. yes i am the aloofa of revenge. hug your cows...hire a vegan. cleanliness is godliness dirty children of lust and sodomy i will dot all of your foreheads in the name of vishnu. thank me later..u