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Various 7-Eleven hold ups... (Haiku) by Bachus
Stick'em up dot head! Give me your butterfingers! And dude. Shower. Please!

Down the ladder: Midnight Dream

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Arithmetic Mean: 6.3846154
Weighted score: 6.012235
Overall Rank: 1244
Posted: August 22, 2002 1:01 AM PDT; Last modified: August 22, 2002 1:01 AM PDT
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[7] alexander @ 213.122.14.54 | 22-Aug-02/1:08 AM | Reply
Cute
[6] Christof @ 195.172.133.226 | 22-Aug-02/1:25 AM | Reply
Actually quite funny
[7] brazen @ 12.90.42.199 | 22-Aug-02/6:03 AM | Reply
the guy didn't ask for any single dutches or blunts...what was he thinking?
[7] Venus @ 205.188.209.107 | 22-Aug-02/9:27 AM | Reply
And dude, that is hilarious. 7/10
[10] god'swife @ 209.179.213.236 | 22-Aug-02/9:35 AM | Reply
This haiku thing is perfect for you. Your so brilliant that limiting you verbage helps us nincumpoops to comprehend your genius a little better. You know cause otherwise it's like starring into the sun 10/10
[n/a] deleted user @ 167.206.181.179 | 22-Aug-02/9:38 AM | Reply
it's people like you who make people who are different feel bad about themselves (sniffle, weep)! kidding. not exactly inspired though.
[n/a] Bachus @ | 22-Aug-02/7:21 PM | Reply
never make fun of vishnu..he has more scrubbing arms than you. i am hindu and clean..i am hindu full of wine stink and cow love, but notice how i carry the magical aloofa, it's from the clean corner of my shower. yes i am the aloofa of revenge. hug your cows...hire a vegan. cleanliness is godliness dirty children of lust and sodomy i will dot all of your foreheads in the name of vishnu. thank me later..u
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