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Various 7-Eleven hold ups... (Haiku) by Bachus Stick'em up dot head!
Give me your butterfingers!
And dude. Shower. Please!
Up the ladder:
Tiddles Breathes his Last
Down the ladder:
Midnight Dream
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Posted: August 22, 2002 1:01 AM PDT; Last modified: August 22, 2002 1:01 AM PDTWeighted score: 6.012235 Overall Rank: 1244 Comments:
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alexander @ 213.122.14.54
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22-Aug-02/1:08 AM
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Cute
Actually quite funny
the guy didn't ask for any single dutches or blunts...what was he thinking?
And dude, that is hilarious. 7/10
This haiku thing is perfect for you. Your so brilliant that limiting you verbage helps us nincumpoops to comprehend your genius a little better. You know cause otherwise it's like starring into the sun 10/10
it's people like you who make people who are different feel bad about themselves (sniffle, weep)! kidding. not exactly inspired though.
never make fun of vishnu..he has more scrubbing arms than you. i am hindu and clean..i am hindu full of wine stink and cow love, but notice how i carry the magical aloofa, it's from the clean corner of my shower. yes i am the aloofa of revenge. hug your cows...hire a vegan. cleanliness is godliness dirty children of lust and sodomy i will dot all of your foreheads in the name of vishnu. thank me later..u
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