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Live from Boise Idaho...the cads! (Other) by Bachus
eye-linered rock star glare <girls all sigh than faint>
and a 1....2.....1...2...3...
{bass and tom double up}
boom boom
boom boom
boom boom
da nah
boom boom
boom boom
boom boom
da nah
can't love you
cuz i'm cold.
i'm cold, i'm
SOOLLLLDDD!!!!!!!!!
can't have you
cuz i fold,
I fold...i
MOOOLLLDDD!!!!
AAAAAHHHHH!
{chorus power ballad voice}
strut chick
sodomy garment
lightning
bug you bottle it
gumsion
like a hydrant
blow hard
laryngitis
FIRE ANT!
stronger
than the month of May
garnet lips...
rode m e like a manta ray
brown shoulder
in the moon light
vitamin e
coconut fist fight
AHHHHHHH!!!
my hands
grabbing poi,
poi, POIIIIIII!
in hana loi, loi ,LOII!
HAAAAAA!!!! [oh...shit!]
<guitar strap breaks, Bachus slips on a
heroin spoon in a puddle of beer
his hip pops outta socket, and he
knocks down his whiskey and amp>
{his amp goes sparks and smokes
rrrraaaaaashhhhhhhhhhhhhhiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeekerpowie!}
<horus8 (i) comes to the rescue on the turn tables
as Bachus falls into the stripper's mud wrestling pit>
chew chewie choo, fuzz wah wah woe
chew chewie choo, fuzz wah wah woe
lookie what they dunto you
shoe wee shoebe do
didn't make your dreams come true
shoe wee shoebe do
pulled the sheet and wool over you
+freestyle, celine dion backwards+
-next message is secret, deep and slowed down considerably in your mind-
i'm a nazi, i like fat cock,
i married an old man for his money sock
did i mention i like fat cock
oh yeah, and tofu live stock..
(picture barry white's voice but celine's slowwwwed)
<horus spins quick outta his psychedelic backwards volley>
[rave bump]
bam boom
bam boom
bam boom
bam bam
bam boom
bam boom
bam boom
bam bam
{rave horn whistle}
shreik...shree...shreik...shree...shreik...shree...(sexy russian female
voice "shine")
shreik...shree...shreik...shree...shreik...shree..."dine"
it was us or them...
it was us or them....
it was US OR THEEEEEEEEMMMMMMM!
<BACHUS JUMPS OUTTA THE MUD, LEG HANGING>
<GUITAR SOLO> <ON DRUGS>
VAREEEEEAAARRRRR!
DA, DA, DA, DA, "naaayyayya" (under singing, moaning in pain)
NA NA REEAAAARRR!
VAREEEEAARRRRRRR
WAH SNEERRRRRRRR!
CRUNCH.."nayyyayyyyy" (under singing, i think saying get him a drink)
DA NA CRUNCH, CRUNCH
CRA CRUNCH
DA, NA NA CRUNCH
CRUNCCHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
<DISTORTION BREAKS ALL THE NEON TUBES AT THE BAR.
KILLING SOME NUNS WAITING TO DANCE,
GETTING READY TO WRESTLE>
DA, NARE, WAH WARE!!!!!!
the crowd flees naked ears bleeding
THE HARD ROCK GROUP "THE CADS",
have done it again.
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Arithmetic Mean: 4.8461537
Weighted score: 4.8875294
Overall Rank: 9917
Posted: November 30, 2002 10:41 PM PST; Last modified: November 30, 2002 10:41 PM PST
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