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Live from Boise Idaho...the cads! (Other) by Bachus

eye-linered rock star glare <girls all sigh than faint> and a 1....2.....1...2...3... {bass and tom double up} boom boom boom boom boom boom da nah boom boom boom boom boom boom da nah can't love you cuz i'm cold. i'm cold, i'm SOOLLLLDDD!!!!!!!!! can't have you cuz i fold, I fold...i MOOOLLLDDD!!!! AAAAAHHHHH! {chorus power ballad voice} strut chick sodomy garment lightning bug you bottle it gumsion like a hydrant blow hard laryngitis FIRE ANT! stronger than the month of May garnet lips... rode m e like a manta ray brown shoulder in the moon light vitamin e coconut fist fight AHHHHHHH!!! my hands grabbing poi, poi, POIIIIIII! in hana loi, loi ,LOII! HAAAAAA!!!! [oh...shit!] <guitar strap breaks, Bachus slips on a heroin spoon in a puddle of beer his hip pops outta socket, and he knocks down his whiskey and amp> {his amp goes sparks and smokes rrrraaaaaashhhhhhhhhhhhhhiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeekerpowie!} <horus8 (i) comes to the rescue on the turn tables as Bachus falls into the stripper's mud wrestling pit> chew chewie choo, fuzz wah wah woe chew chewie choo, fuzz wah wah woe lookie what they dunto you shoe wee shoebe do didn't make your dreams come true shoe wee shoebe do pulled the sheet and wool over you +freestyle, celine dion backwards+ -next message is secret, deep and slowed down considerably in your mind- i'm a nazi, i like fat cock, i married an old man for his money sock did i mention i like fat cock oh yeah, and tofu live stock.. (picture barry white's voice but celine's slowwwwed) <horus spins quick outta his psychedelic backwards volley> [rave bump] bam boom bam boom bam boom bam bam bam boom bam boom bam boom bam bam {rave horn whistle} shreik...shree...shreik...shree...shreik...shree...(sexy russian female voice "shine") shreik...shree...shreik...shree...shreik...shree..."dine" it was us or them... it was us or them.... it was US OR THEEEEEEEEMMMMMMM! <BACHUS JUMPS OUTTA THE MUD, LEG HANGING> <GUITAR SOLO> <ON DRUGS> VAREEEEEAAARRRRR! DA, DA, DA, DA, "naaayyayya" (under singing, moaning in pain) NA NA REEAAAARRR! VAREEEEAARRRRRRR WAH SNEERRRRRRRR! CRUNCH.."nayyyayyyyy" (under singing, i think saying get him a drink) DA NA CRUNCH, CRUNCH CRA CRUNCH DA, NA NA CRUNCH CRUNCCHHHHHHHHHHHHH! <DISTORTION BREAKS ALL THE NEON TUBES AT THE BAR. KILLING SOME NUNS WAITING TO DANCE, GETTING READY TO WRESTLE> DA, NARE, WAH WARE!!!!!! the crowd flees naked ears bleeding THE HARD ROCK GROUP "THE CADS", have done it again.

<~> 2-Dec-02/8:30 AM
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