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Fuck your fucking face monkey fucker (Haiku) by Bachus
They will get you too And trust me when I say that They mean business. In their monkey suits they pass out flyers at the local colleges. "Buy one get one free" "Save the whale, dolphin, and tree" "Free used mustache rides". My monkey won't talk to me anymore, since you taught him how to read.

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