"Stream of thought (Free verse) by mrpresident If you look all the sponges out of the ocean, how much deeper would it be?How do 'Keep Off the Grass' signs get where they are? If sign makers went on strike, what would they hold in protest? If man stopped asking questions, how farther back in time would we be? Never stop wondering, always ask questions, Demand the truth, don't be seduced by lies, Why are you reading this? Why are you sitting where you are? What are you doing tommorow? Why are you doing it? Just a question..." ------------------------------------------------------------------------ send this poem to a friend ------------------------------------------------------------------------ complaints about this poem? ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Add a comment: Vote: Submit ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Votes: (green: user, blue: anonymous) Graph Votes 10  0 1 9  0 0 8  0 0 7  0 0 6  0 0 5  0 0 4  0 0 3  0 0 2  0 0 1  0 0 0  0 0 Posted: October 2, 2003 11:01 AM PDT; Last modified: October 2, 2003 11:11 AM PDT Comments: Bachus 24.126.113.154 02-Oct-03, 11:37 AM "If you look all the sponges" you'd need visine. 'took'. Answer to 1 = It wouldn't be any "deeper" or 'denser' or shallower. it would be an ecological catastrophe. #2 Light acrobatic Asians and or levitating pariahs. #3 Sign makers aren't intelligent enough to strike, not to mention there is no factory that makes signs, they're homemade 99% of the time the other 1% they are borrowed. #4 as far back as you are currently #5 Because you posted it on a site where people read poetry and other forms of writing to be read in return. #6 Because I have no legs. #7 Eating luckycharms and perhaps a bit of laundry before interviewing Gary Coleman. #8 BECAUSE HE'S A BLACK MIDGET RUNNING FOR OFFICE. here's a question for you? Why do you keep shaving your chimpanzee and taking him for longwalks on cold days? Answer: Because you are A Monkey abuser. Reply X  mrpresident 212.134.22.16 02-Oct-03, 11:40 AM Ever heard of the word rhetorical? Reply  Bachus 24.126.113.154 02-Oct-03, 11:50 AM http://poemranker.com/poem-details.jsp?id=67876 Have you ever sayed the word "Rhetorical" without it sounding like an ape farting through a fifty foot hose? Reply X  Bachus 24.126.113.154 02-Oct-03, 11:53 AM Change your title then. Because that's false advertising and illegal, and I will call the Monkey abuse hotline on you promptly. Message from the Editor of the Bacchian tribunal. Children if you are going to shave your monkey? You must promise not to let it mate with those in Special Ed, or on Welfare, thank you.