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Parades for cripples (Shit bag) by Thome Plumpe (Other) by Bachus
Parades for cripples
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It sure would be nice too pretend
but who isn't fooling Thom
I must say I wonder if all the wheel chairs
and all of those shit bags could use some plums
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Stains in underwear dry after a while
too much like Special education
For helmeted kids in demonstration
Christ, give the retarded cripples some affirmation
then plums
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From the rear end itâs all the same
The smell of shit was never too blame
the parades for cripples was no silly game
That any poet could hack into a prune juice for
the poetically lame, So hear' a plum, Thom.
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I know Iâm slow compaired to your chair
A Something about mary with cum in my hair
We can just pray poor Thom's shit bag don't tear
That's why a brought some plums for your legs
and when you get bored of dragging your ass
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Things will pass with a little gas
much the way I knew it would, Thom
although I still recall your toothless hum
and I would certainly speed this up if I could
keep myself from not having so much fun at your
expanse, so dense, in pretense, here's your plum
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Pawns are the first to fall theyâre easy.
Your queen is the one that's pure sleezy
but your wife is not so make-believie
Fucking her mouth, was like fucking your's Thom
thanks for the plums, but you can keep em.
For your special day in the parade
Oh, and here's a can of glade for your
crippled charade, don't be afraid,
you'll be just fine.
8-03-03
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By Bachus the grapiest poet alive.
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Arithmetic Mean: 7.0384617
Weighted score: 7.0248184
Overall Rank: 53
Posted: August 3, 2003 2:43 PM PDT; Last modified: August 3, 2003 2:43 PM PDT
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