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Parades for cripples (Shit bag) by Thome Plumpe (Other) by Bachus
Parades for cripples ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ It sure would be nice too pretend but who isn't fooling Thom I must say I wonder if all the wheel chairs and all of those shit bags could use some plums ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Stains in underwear dry after a while too much like Special education For helmeted kids in demonstration Christ, give the retarded cripples some affirmation then plums ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ From the rear end it’s all the same The smell of shit was never too blame the parades for cripples was no silly game That any poet could hack into a prune juice for the poetically lame, So hear' a plum, Thom. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I know I’m slow compaired to your chair A Something about mary with cum in my hair We can just pray poor Thom's shit bag don't tear That's why a brought some plums for your legs and when you get bored of dragging your ass ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Things will pass with a little gas much the way I knew it would, Thom although I still recall your toothless hum and I would certainly speed this up if I could keep myself from not having so much fun at your expanse, so dense, in pretense, here's your plum ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Pawns are the first to fall they’re easy. Your queen is the one that's pure sleezy but your wife is not so make-believie Fucking her mouth, was like fucking your's Thom thanks for the plums, but you can keep em. For your special day in the parade Oh, and here's a can of glade for your crippled charade, don't be afraid, you'll be just fine. 8-03-03 ~ By Bachus the grapiest poet alive.

Up the ladder: His Master's Jodhpurs
Down the ladder: education

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Arithmetic Mean: 7.0384617
Weighted score: 7.0248184
Overall Rank: 53
Posted: August 3, 2003 2:43 PM PDT; Last modified: August 3, 2003 2:43 PM PDT
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[10] SupremeDreamer @ 204.31.165.132 | 3-Aug-03/3:24 PM | Reply
LMAO.. btw, nice going with the repetition of the plum.. but it cant cure everyone man.. some people are just too thick for the fruits medicine to sink in. 10
[9] http://mulberryfairy @ 216.195.144.59 | 4-Aug-03/9:51 AM | Reply
Pruney-licious. More typos than you usually permit, Bachus.
[10] horus8 @ 24.126.113.154 > http://mulberryfairy | 4-Aug-03/11:41 AM | Reply
Yeah, you know, I just noticed that? A lot of them came from when I cut a pasted the piece, and the rest were from the wedding reception this weekend. If you can dig my buzz.
[10] horus8 @ 24.126.113.154 > http://mulberryfairy | 4-Aug-03/11:44 AM | Reply
The rest are his fabulous accent.
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