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The day Pan out-played Apollo (Haiku) by Bachus The musical palm
deserves to be his, because
he never gets laid.
Hooves, horns, and Pan-pipe.
King Midas shall judge this match.
He enjoys ass-ears.
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Posted: March 13, 2003 11:02 AM PST; Last modified: March 13, 2003 2:36 PM PSTWeighted score: 5.888889 Overall Rank: 1489 Comments:
In terms of psychic warfare? that was Roman Polanski's Quaalude.
OH
LOVE!
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the polanski transcripts are quite enlightening. Poor bastard was railroaded, she obviously deserved to have her underwear besmirched. (there could be a the or a before smoking to access the site, i'm sure you'll manage, LOVE!) hey, if i go to England in may can we meet? LOVE!
LET ME ASK MIA FARROW
OH WAIT SHE'S GOT HER HANDS FULL IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT LOL (BY HANDS I OF COURSE MEAN EYE SOCKET AND BY FULL I OF COURSE MEAN FULL OF JOHNSON)
I liked it OK. the part about never getting "laid" sounds common.
It was meant to be common, because Pan was a notorious slummer. Commoners were all he could afford to fuck, no gods would screw him, and he obviously resorted to rampant slumming and occasionally, beastiality.
What if i put piped or blown?
free ass ociation two-folded haiku
You have an adorable family, I just saw your site very beautiful photography, and children, you have every reason to be pleased.
an i'm sure king midas is good at making trophies.
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-=Dark_Angel=-
13-Mar-03, 08:41 PM
I'M SURE THIS MEANS SOMETHING.
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<{Baba^Yaga}>
13-Mar-03, 08:42 PM
In terms of psychic warfare? that was Roman Polanski's Quaalude.
Never, cement shoes.love.love.love.love.love.farina.
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The day Pan out-played Apollo (Haiku) by Bachus
The musical palm
deserves to be his, because
he never gets laid.
Hooves, horns, and Pan-pipe.
King Midas shall judge this match.
He enjoys ass-ears.
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-=Dark_Angel=-
13-Mar-03, 08:41 PM
I'M SURE THIS MEANS SOMETHING.
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<{Baba^Yaga}>
13-Mar-03, 08:45 PM
-=Dark_Angel=-
13-Mar-03, 08:41 PM
I'M SURE THIS MEANS SOMETHING.
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<{Baba^Yaga}>
13-Mar-03, 08:42 PM
In terms of psychic warfare? that was Roman Polanski's Quaalude.
Never, cement shoes.love.love.love.love.love.farina.
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<{Baba^Yaga}>
13-Mar-03, 08:42 PM
In terms of psychic warfare? that was Roman Polanski's Quaalude.
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-=Dark_Angel=-
13-Mar-03, 08:44 PM
OH
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<{Baba^Yaga}>
13-Mar-03, 08:46 PM
LOVE!
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