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The day Pan out-played Apollo (Haiku) by Bachus

The musical palm deserves to be his, because he never gets laid. Hooves, horns, and Pan-pipe. King Midas shall judge this match. He enjoys ass-ears.

<{Baba^Yaga}> 13-Mar-03/9:02 PM
Nice menu... Are you mad at me about my sudden interest in the handicapped? I hope not, because I feel that i can make a difference and actually be, like, a sponser or something... A big brother, if you will, but not like the big guy on beyond the thunderdoom with the pig farts and stuff. but almost. I've changed fotr the better and i'm going to proof it by being very sweet to you from this point on, because... LOVE! heals everything.

<brought to you by the special olympics badminton teams captain HUGO, {hugo waves at the camera while face slapping a slice of bologne and giggling madly [he has his raquet in his belt as if it were a pyrgayets sworde and his socks pulled up to the middle of his pock marked chubby little thighs] and oscar meyer weiner a kosher piece of meat, right Hugo? (hugo nods and proudly displays his raquet and bologne for the camera before breaking wind loudly with a kind eyed snort and chuckle... 3, 2,1, show timer




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