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Date Rape Gang Bang (Haiku) by Bachus So you're a virgin
Would you like to meet the guys?
No means yes you slut!
Up the ladder:
The Beauty of His Last Night Wasted
Down the ladder:
The Tourist
Votes: (green: user, blue: anonymous)
Arithmetic Mean: 3.8292682
Posted: August 8, 2002 3:10 PM PDT; Last modified: August 8, 2002 3:10 PM PDTWeighted score: 3.8293214 Overall Rank: 13474 Comments:
It is clear to me that this guy obviously hasent had any kind of interaction whith a female in a long time so he writes about what he wants to do to the women that he will never meet or talk to.
He watched her skate board by daily. But mother wont let him go outside and play! We'll have to fix mother later. Let's concentrate on the young one outside for now. While we play with our anaconda. Don't spit at her just yet Mr.snake. We still haven't coaxed her inside yet. We still haven't felt her insides yet. Not yet, but soon. Yes. Soon. Sooner then she thinks. Be right there mother! I must go. Ollie high. Grind far. I'll see you soon. You'll pet my Gar!
A perfectly accurate depiction of what goes on in the mind of the violator. Poetry is not meant to be a reflection of the poet, but a reflection of the culture he lives in. This, my drunken brother, is not only contemporary, but up intil now, timeless.
p.s. Isn't your name spelled B A C C H U S?
just don't vote high on bachus, he likes to suck, and don't vote on blackbuns you'll knock him off the worst list, and it's currently the highlight of his wretched life wink, wink give the bastard zero's except on the legitamatly good pieces like mobile homes and you gott a read geishasblah blah and the ultimate creep-goes to mecca his new brain melt down it's got hedwig and everythingg
So misogynist
Would you like to meet the girls ? Yes means no you creep
that's why i wrote the ultimat creep for you...do you cut gordian knots with your left sword hand or write...cuz i sir leap nude and eract arieling end o'er end sun tanned rippled muscles flex...then i give a quick pull at the base of me pereneum activating my kung~foo flickle prickle to truly severe the rope right..write? or pull pud prawne before ye gets bent tow'ds the enevitable scrotismal equinox, rest assured good sir...you will be blinding by the whitening nudity betwix'd me arse cheicks. fold.or.anny.annie?
when you were a kid, did you play pinata with hornet's nests? it seems that your goal is only to illicit a negative response. if that was your intention--you have found success.
both, and unfortunately i've never been a kid, i'm a golem with a dead master. thanks mr. foster. for helping my clay dry faster. are you my master?
Yes, mail order.
Read Soderstrom's new poem (Theology)----it's great!
First, I don't even think this qualifies as Haiku.
Second, you are a misogynist. This is a real -0-
Which is why I wrote it sweetheart. Hows your cunt these days? Menapause got you down? try "CUNT cork" it works for mouths too.
Oh, and thanks.
While searching the comments section for victimes and opportunities to be funny, or to be insultive, or whatever, you know i have a basic egocentric need to stroke my pride..
i found this! you still bother to sift through old works and comment on them, and vote zeros in anger.. i know you are mad, being rejected and all.. and being pounded into the soil.. by numerouse attackers.. but you need to move on.. im going to speculate, but does being bipolar cause you to lash out and persue obsessions of revenge?.. can you never turn your back on old wounds, must you constantly peel those scabs?.. your going to bleed to death.
why hello museheart
got tired of writing in your xanga?
HAHAHAHAHAHA, it's funny cuz it's true. woops.
Well Bachus... You're finally a head of your penis. lol. I've surpassed Blade to regain ownership of our pud.
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Don't hate the poem hate me!
Cuz I love you tramp