poemranker ::86'd by Bachus

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Limerick № 53617

86'd

by Bachus

Member since 2002 · Posted 21 Jun 2003 · Edited 21 Jun 2003 · 5 comments

I would have two more of the same If I could just remember my name But I lost my name tag When I purchased that bag of laxative ladened cocaine Whatta you mean i've had enough And that you'll toss me out on my duff I have on my superman shirt So I cannot be hurt My PCP slur's hardly bluff Excuse me miss but are you a whore Because your snatch I've come to explore With your come fuck me eyes And your garbage bag ties Let's fuck 'till you walk no more That bouncer was sure fuckin' pissed When he wiped off my face on his fist How could I've known 'twas his girl that I'd blown My wad in the mouth he just kissed

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5 comments

[10] thepinkbunnyofdoom 22-Jun-03/9:43 AM Reply
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA here take HAHAHAHAHA this HAHAHAHAHAHAHA before HAHAHAHA I HAHAHAHA die HAHAHA of Laughter HAHAHAHAHAHAHA -10- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[n/a] horus8 › thepinkbunnyofdoom 22-Jun-03/10:55 AM Reply
which was your favourite?
[10] thepinkbunnyofdoom › horus8 22-Jun-03/11:20 AM Reply
3rd stanza followed very closely by the 4th, then not 2nd, and lightyears behind was the 1st. But it works out in a progression of funny, funnier, Oh dear god I'm laughing so hard I think I just busted a nut myself funny, and the funniest possible ending in this situation. Many Props. Easily One of the best things I've read on poemranker to date. I'd say this is close to being as good as D.A.'s Nude Envelopment Site.
[n/a] horus8 › thepinkbunnyofdoom 22-Jun-03/1:04 PM Reply
Hardly, but thanks, Da's Aids bonanza and a couple of his other sagas leave me looking for buttons and mirrors, but I'll get there. He is after all, older than taffy.
[10] SupremeDreamer 22-Jun-03/9:52 PM Reply
I LOVE IT... *drool*