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86'd (Limerick) by Bachus I would have two more of the same
If I could just remember my name
But I lost my name tag
When I purchased that bag
of laxative ladened cocaine
Whatta you mean i've had enough
And that you'll toss me out on my duff
I have on my superman shirt
So I cannot be hurt
My PCP slur's hardly bluff
Excuse me miss but are you a whore
Because your snatch I've come to explore
With your come fuck me eyes
And your garbage bag ties
Let's fuck 'till you walk no more
That bouncer was sure fuckin' pissed
When he wiped off my face on his fist
How could I've known
'twas his girl that I'd blown
My wad in the mouth he just kissed
Up the ladder:
My Loss
Down the ladder:
Outsider
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Arithmetic Mean: 7.571429
Posted: June 21, 2003 12:52 PM PDT; Last modified: June 21, 2003 12:57 PM PDTWeighted score: 6.8798647 Overall Rank: 260 Comments:
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thepinkbunnyofdoom @ 24.209.21.223
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22-Jun-03/9:43 AM
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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horus8 @ 24.126.113.154
> thepinkbunnyofdoom
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22-Jun-03/10:55 AM
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which was your favourite?
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thepinkbunnyofdoom @ 24.209.21.223
> horus8
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22-Jun-03/11:20 AM
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3rd stanza followed very closely by the 4th, then not 2nd, and lightyears behind was the 1st. But it works out in a progression of funny, funnier, Oh dear god I'm laughing so hard I think I just busted a nut myself funny, and the funniest possible ending in this situation. Many Props. Easily One of the best things I've read on poemranker to date. I'd say this is close to being as good as D.A.'s Nude Envelopment Site.
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horus8 @ 24.126.113.154
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22-Jun-03/1:04 PM
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Hardly, but thanks, Da's Aids bonanza and a couple of his other sagas leave me looking for buttons and mirrors, but I'll get there. He is after all, older than taffy.
I LOVE IT... *drool*
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