While huffing gas one day at the pumpe.
I dreamt that I met Forest Gumpe.
He offered me candy
For a left handed shandy
'stead I bent him nude 'ver a stumpe
When I finished him up I was proude
But having not noticed the crowde,
and with no hand towel
I loosened my bowel
With a prolonged inaudible growle.
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