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Run Forest! Run... (Limerick) by Bachus
While huffing gas one day at the pumpe. I dreamt that I met Forest Gumpe. He offered me candy For a left handed shandy 'stead I bent him nude 'ver a stumpe When I finished him up I was proude But having not noticed the crowde, and with no hand towel I loosened my bowel With a prolonged inaudible growle.

Up the ladder: Nightshades
Down the ladder: The Ebony Orchid of Theta

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Arithmetic Mean: 7.0434785
Weighted score: 7.006724
Overall Rank: 77
Posted: January 31, 2003 4:50 PM PST; Last modified: January 31, 2003 4:50 PM PST
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[7] Caducus @ 62.105.88.10 | 1-Feb-03/4:32 AM | Reply
you are mad...but funny too -7
[8] Ranger @ 81.132.42.59 | 1-Feb-03/9:29 AM | Reply
This is by far your best work!!!
[8] thepinkbunnyofdoom @ 24.209.19.37 | 1-Feb-03/3:03 PM | Reply
Hehehehe Thats twice in one day you made me laugh. -8-
[9] INTRANSIT @ 204.110.225.254 | 1-Feb-03/5:42 PM | Reply
Which throne are you trying to heir to? or is it air or err?
[1] poetandknowit @ 65.101.210.212 | 2-Feb-03/9:33 PM | Reply
Daring! Original! Creative!
[n/a] Bachus @ 24.126.113.154 > poetandknowit | 3-Feb-03/7:08 PM | Reply
The other day whilst traversing a pothole invested road. My car began making a strange and wispy chirp. Immediately I thought of our days together, and all of those insightful picnics at the lake. i wept openly. Then i chirped along with it. For you.
[n/a] Bachus @ 24.126.113.154 > poetandknowit | 15-Feb-03/1:31 PM | Reply
Chirping! Chirpinal! Chirpitive!
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