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The Lordy only knows why tornados have no nose (Haiku) by Bachus
Buy one get one free Walmart is having a sale On the game twister

Up the ladder: Bobbing for Apples
Down the ladder: At the circle K

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Arithmetic Mean: 5.3333335
Weighted score: 5.1666665
Overall Rank: 5067
Posted: December 19, 2002 2:54 PM PST; Last modified: August 13, 2003 1:43 PM PDT
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[n/a] god'swife @ 209.179.211.248 | 19-Dec-02/3:05 PM | Reply
Errr, looses everything in the translation.
[n/a] Bachus @ 24.126.113.154 > god'swife | 19-Dec-02/3:34 PM | Reply
yeah i know, that's where good poets like you wack it with a zero, and go "take that 'loseit in the translationboy'"! and then i go "NO!NO! NOT THAT".
[n/a] god'swife @ 209.179.136.47 > Bachus | 19-Dec-02/3:39 PM | Reply
You're funny.
[n/a] poetandknowit @ 67.40.59.239 | 19-Dec-02/3:37 PM | Reply
Wal*Mart.
[n/a] Bachus @ 24.126.113.154 > poetandknowit | 19-Dec-02/3:46 PM | Reply
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
you see, my invented word has 'more' symbolic significance..it reeks of multifaceted hurdles to find and climb because i'm a poet. i can spell it backwards "tramllaw" "TRAMLLAW DAMNIT" pay attention damnit "tramllaw" if your not more carefull you'll not get the fruitbasket with cheap shampagnee and greening cheze'.
[n/a] poetandknowit @ 67.40.59.239 > Bachus | 19-Dec-02/3:48 PM | Reply
The why not separate it and make it Wall Mart?
[n/a] Bachus @ 24.126.113.154 > poetandknowit | 19-Dec-02/3:49 PM | Reply
good point, i like that idea.
[n/a] Bachus @ 24.126.113.154 > poetandknowit | 19-Dec-02/3:49 PM | Reply
it dissapeared. anyway. are you serious about the german thing, cuz that's funny.
[n/a] poetandknowit @ 67.40.59.239 > Bachus | 19-Dec-02/3:50 PM | Reply
Yesterdays NT Times. The German media is milking if for all its work to make the forget about economic doom.
[n/a] Bachus @ 24.126.113.154 > poetandknowit | 19-Dec-02/3:54 PM | Reply
yep..that's how they do it..yesterday it was england that was big in germany and today it's hannibal. jesus. but did they really have snack time scrotum?
[n/a] Bill Z Bub @ 24.112.224.232 | 19-Dec-02/7:26 PM | Reply
<scottish accent> Grrrreat title. Grrrrrrrrreat. </scottish accent>
[n/a] Bill Z Bub @ 24.112.224.232 > Bill Z Bub | 19-Dec-02/7:53 PM | Reply
<b>my tornado has no nose.</b>
<i>how does it smell?</i>
<b>awful!</b>
[n/a] Bill Z Bub @ 24.112.224.232 > Bill Z Bub | 19-Dec-02/7:54 PM | Reply
<center><b>I just discovered html!</b></center>
[n/a] <{Baba^Yaga}> @ 24.126.113.154 > Bill Z Bub | 19-Dec-02/8:08 PM | Reply
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[5] <~> @ 167.206.181.179 > <{Baba^Yaga}> | 20-Dec-02/7:21 AM | Reply
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[n/a] Bachus @ 24.126.113.154 > <~> | 20-Dec-02/8:05 PM | Reply
i regret to inform that not only am i sane, but i can sit through a whole dinner without being rude or excusing myself early to smoke once. i am proud of myself and growing a little more 'spiritually' (physically) even as we speak. lol.
[8] Caducus @ 62.105.88.10 | 20-Dec-02/4:44 AM | Reply
I gotta love ya ! wonder how many kids twisters spawned?
[7] http://mulberryfairy @ 216.195.146.144 | 13-Aug-03/8:03 PM | Reply
Why would anyone need 2 games of twister? I hate Twister, I always end up with my hand next to some kid's sweaty socked foot.
[8] richa @ 81.86.244.105 | 14-Aug-03/6:50 AM | Reply
put the title after the poem and it sounds like the dialogue of a schizophrenic, which is worthy in itself.

mullberryfairy: 'why would anybody want two games of twister?'

'exactly!' -8-
[1] Joi @ 207.119.185.153 | 26-Aug-07/11:59 PM | Reply
ok?
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