More 7-Eleven holdups.

Member since 2002 · Posted 6 Sep 2002 · Edited 6 Sep 2002 · 8 comments

Hey! Fuck you Kim Chong! I want quick picks and zig zags. Don't look at my face! You! Reach for the sky! Give me all your malt liqour. Do you have chore-boy? Excuse me lady! But get on the fucking ground! By the way, nice hat. Guess what college boy! This just aint your lucky night. Drop your pants punk ass.

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[10] god'swife 6-Sep-02/7:56 PM Reply

Perfect. You have left thirsting for more. Someones probably going to whine at you that the 4th has 8 syllables instead of 7, so you might want to change <isn't> to <ain't>. I don't give a fuck, these are perfect for a monologue. The Haiku bandit.

[n/a] Bachus 6-Sep-02/8:02 PM Reply

hey sis! thanx...could you revote later when you get a chance..i re-edited...the wife and kids home too so, you know...if you want to talk to nad. love jb.

[8] poetandknowit 6-Sep-02/8:21 PM Reply

Ha! Clever and funny. Your ID self is improving.

[n/a] Bachus 6-Sep-02/8:35 PM Reply

thanks...have you tried the soup? i hope you have...i believe your id has been developing these days also...you'll have to excuse me..i have to step out for the friday night hustle...we'll speak again soon. bye.

[8] Lenore 6-Sep-02/9:45 PM Reply

Hey! These would be great at: http://www.templeofblackjesus.com
Funny shit! Solid 8!

[n/a] Bachus 7-Sep-02/1:47 PM Reply

yeah! a solid 8 inches of hard hoodlum cockiness. Do you think it was wrong of me to not rape them all, plus take the money...i'm a ham for those convenience store cameras. smile.o

[n/a] <~> 7-Sep-02/1:54 PM Reply

it was very wrong. you know they wanted it. plus, they WERE asking for it, weren't they?

[n/a] Bachus › <~> 8-Sep-02/9:09 AM Reply

Like a bull sees red... i see the green uniformed top and whiff the body odor...eyes rolling back my hand caress the pistils hard wooden handle....it's almost time to present my disclaim at the counter....mohammed, had better be cool and comply, or i'll chew the fucking towel off of his head and under mount his camel...high ho silver..away!