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Handy Smurf (Haiku) by Bachus Smarter than the rest.
I save the village. Again.
No thank you, smurfette.
Up the ladder:
The Masonic Underling & the 33 degree
Down the ladder:
And so the spider spun
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Posted: November 11, 2002 3:51 PM PST; Last modified: November 11, 2002 3:51 PM PSTWeighted score: 6.2032514 Overall Rank: 981 Comments:
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11-Nov-02/5:58 PM
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how'd he get that name anyway....hmmm
I always thought there would be a lot of sexual frustration in the smurf world, I mean, was smurfette just the village bicycle or what?
And don't tell me smurfs don't get sexual urges
the smurfs are commies. they all wear exactly the same clothes, except the leader papa smurf is in red. gargamel is supposed to be the stereotypical jew with his cat azrael, or maybe something similar. either way, just a thought. did i mention that the creator of the show was apparently a member of the KKK and a Nazi supporter? sorry, just bored and thought i'd spread the gossip.
okay the plan...us real street savy deserving poets like d.a and z and the brazester and nentwined the wall buster and all of those others and babs and p&k and razora and... well fuckit even blade. we're gonna bomb than anthrax than anal cunt kick this guy SMichaels@poetry.com because he crawled out of my t.v last night and toe nailed my cocker spaniel. what the fuck is this cads problem...he will not fucking give up!FUCKING CHISEL CHESTED MARSHMALLOW FONDLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and you can never e-mail the guy..he is apparently unreachably above us..he needs to die as soon as supernaturally possible..this is a job for the necronomican.
um okay. can i wear my catwoman suit?
only if i can wear it with you. and speak chinese with my left hand. how are you these days?
CAN I SLEEP ON YOUR COUCH AND ROCK OUT TO EVERY LED ZEPPELIN TRACK OVER 6 MINUTES LONG??? READ MY NEW POEM BECAUSE IT ROCKS LIKE A FUCKING AIRCRAFT CARRIER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHO IS THIS GUY ANYWAY!!!!!! AND SO THIS IS HOW THE PISS STREAMS DOWN MY FACE, MORE PISS THAN HAS EVER BEEN, I AM A TRAVELLER OF BOTH TIME AND SPACE TO SEE THE PISS I HAVE SEEN!!!!!!!!!
get ahold of yourself! okay, but only if you can tell me what jimmy's symbol meant on led zep 4. why you screaming these days anyhoe...is it your new gimmick?
What the devil? Since when has there been one smurf smarter than the others?
Oh, wait, this must be on the TV show or something. I'll stick to the originals, thanks.
okeedo! i'll bring the lube and the shining trapezohedron!
This is fantastic. 9. A gem of a haiku, on a politically and socially relevant issue. I almost came. Almost.
i guess i should have paid more attention to the smurfs thang.
if you say so.
I love the smurf collection.
Thank you, and congratulations on your haiku success by the way.
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