poemranker ::An enchillada called revenge! by horus8

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An enchillada called revenge!

Member since 2002 · Posted 1 May 2003 · Edited 2 Jul 2003 · 15 comments

What do you call a Virgin with a stinky twat? Tanya Handrinos How do you fix it? Don't, these things fix themselves Darwinisms' free

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15 comments

[n/a] w~* ATHENA *~w 1-May-03/10:35 PM Reply
i am glad to see you don't change.

its as good as mine.

[n/a] Bachus › w~* ATHENA *~w 1-May-03/10:50 PM Reply
I change every day and every way.
I have the my fingers around the neck of infinity.
[n/a] Bachus › w~* ATHENA *~w 1-May-03/10:52 PM Reply
And the my fingers? Are a big time 'a one bigtime longy chicky jew wongy' trust in that if say the cereal box goes a tilt gone.
[n/a] Ranger › Bachus 2-May-03/12:46 PM Reply
Most certainly.
[n/a] horus8 › Ranger 2-May-03/6:25 PM Reply
Certainity is oblivious to Kurt Cobin and Lysyole.
[4] Robert K Foster 23-May-03/11:02 AM Reply
A block or wedge placed under something else, such as a wheel, to keep it from moving.
Nautical. A heavy fitting of metal or wood with two jaws curving inward, through which a rope or cable may be run.

tr.v. chocked, chock·ing, chocks
To fit with or secure by a chock: The plane's wheels were chocked and chained down.
Nautical. To place (a boat) on chocks.

adv.
As close as possible: had to stand chock up against the railing.

I am confused. very confused.
[n/a] horus8 › Robert K Foster 23-May-03/11:21 AM Reply
Some girl a while back accused me of not having a very adept imagination in a poem of her's a while back, and 'chocking' was a word that she had mispelled in her piece. Probably trying to spell choking if I recall. So I used it as ammo for my dirty deeds done dirt cheap, and thought that I'd show her what my imagination was capable of using her mistake as part of the structure. I hope this clarifys.
[n/a] deleted user 20-Jun-03/7:56 PM Reply
Poodle face,

This is terrible.
[n/a] horus8 › deleted user 21-Jun-03/1:30 AM Reply
Perhaps, that was the point, wire hair Frita with the stinky fingas.
[n/a] GAY AS FU*K 2-Jul-03/12:05 PM Reply
Nice title, it made me all sticky and thick
[n/a] thepinkbunnyofdoom 2-Jul-03/12:51 PM Reply
Stop it!!! Your making my head hurt. The title and most of these comments make no sense!!! AH!!!!
::Enter Narrator To Describe This Bloody Scene::

Narrator:
The little pink bunny is sitting at his computer screen reading poems when suddenly a poem by Horus8 appears. Oddly enough it features one of his friends Vipersnipples name in the title. The little woodland mammal reads it and the comments and one can almost see the confusion written across his face. Suddenly our pink bunny zion, starts screaming A-H with 4 exclaimtion points behind it. This continues to raise in pitch for about 20 seconds and then the poor little flesh eating creature's brain explodes, leaving a bloody mess all over the wall, and splattering myself as well. This Production of been brought to you by Horus8 and an overly confusing peom that unfortunatly made no sense what so ever to me.
[n/a] Jeremi B. Handrinos › thepinkbunnyofdoom 2-Jul-03/12:55 PM Reply
Tanya's a psychopath I accidentilly lost some sperm in. Me and Settle like to hock ass fodder at her. It pases the time. the titles just to make people do what you described broadly.
[n/a] thepinkbunnyofdoom › Jeremi B. Handrinos 2-Jul-03/1:10 PM Reply
OH. I gotcha. A stupid wench who got overly attached.
[n/a] Shardik › thepinkbunnyofdoom 2-Jul-03/5:18 PM Reply
Yes, critically. I jerked off on her tits & she got pregnant. It cost me 350.00 and I just dropped her off and didn't come back. lol. Because, she talked so much shit it was just unbearable. I had a dream one night that she blackmailed me for everything everday for the rest of my life, and she did and would, a true Eve fucking Lilith with a carrot called the devil. I unfortunately was the carrot sadly eaten but gladly biodigradable.
[n/a] cleverdevice 3-Jul-03/6:23 AM Reply
hahaha, true, so true about evolution.