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God's Rod (toilet drink poem) (Free verse) by horus8
Lots of juicy fruit pies
Cool baby blue streaks wrestle
as the stream burrows
The green that I'm submerged in is unnamable
A womb, a mother, creation, a toilet
What's next?
Volcanoes ejaculating into their sister's
collected moisture
Melted minerals become rocks when land
is to blame
Blame Eve the sleeve
A seed is likely to land hard
But whose to say if it will grow and remain?
Surely not my brother Cain
Grey clouds jostle electricity's handle
And play Prometheus's favorite livered song
Within that light
In fire
Our fears weren't quite as long as that cock's crow
Stories were told over some plain animal's carcass
No buzzards at this shaman's brainwashing
Introduce the hallucinogen
In some root
In some fungus
In some cactus
In some tree's bark
In some potion prepared before dark
In the toilet's swirl
You are the great Poo-dini
The creation theme plays behind
my mind's bathroom mirror
The audience is grouping together
To form cliques
Labels to be stereotyped then hooker hyped
Bringing along the unwarranted criticism
Behold
A five foot tall Amazon Indian (Putamayo tribe)
Laid out naked
With blood streaming from his nose
His dick still grows
As I may still decipher the boundaries
Between my highs and lows.
So it was me and Jesus
Then in came Lucifer
One tea bag (for baggin')
And six sugar cubes
No cups
"Up to your garage sale antics again my fair
faced fallen accuser?"
Satan blows me a kiss
Flips Jesus off
Turns the six sugar cubes
Into my grandma's broken Elvis collectable
plate (the Blue Hawaii one)
And tosses Jesus a bent dime
He then tells me to, "stick to my rhyme".
And never drink Tequila
(with a whore, your mom, or a priest)
Without a lemon, or a lime
Oh, and drink sprite it's cool and hip
and refreshing
Don't you see the signs?
Well, that's fine and dandy and all
But where's the lock on this bathroom stall?
The toilet is God
Satan's the seat
Jesus becomes the paper
That keeps my ass neat.
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