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Once the moon turned me into a hairy vagina (Pimple) by horus8
And I fucked the entired universe because I didn't know any butter, and then, one day I had a revelution. It was the moon's fault, so I set out to destruct the moon, but instead I only succeeded in scuffing my new shoes, and losing my skirte, and muddying up my recollection of up. So I cried, and I cried, then I died, than I killed myself, and blamered you and the MOON! Why? What did I eber do to you?

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