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Once the moon turned me into a hairy vagina (Pimple) by horus8
And I fucked the entired universe because I didn't know any butter, and then, one day I had a revelution. It was the moon's fault, so I set out to destruct the moon, but instead I only succeeded in scuffing my new shoes, and losing my skirte, and muddying up my recollection of up. So I cried, and I cried, then I died, than I killed myself, and blamered you and the MOON! Why? What did I eber do to you?

Up the ladder: Manila
Down the ladder: Pill-Popper's Confessional

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Arithmetic Mean: 5.3846154
Weighted score: 5.2811766
Overall Rank: 3774
Posted: January 24, 2004 12:02 AM PST; Last modified: January 24, 2004 12:02 AM PST
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[0] titan69 @ 62.31.23.66 | 24-Jan-04/12:12 AM | Reply
Not more shit!!!!!!!!!!!!
[n/a] horus8 @ 24.126.116.54 > titan69 | 24-Jan-04/12:16 AM | Reply
It's an obvious pimple parody of your great work here in poetry tito, avast, are you surprised young asshat?
[0] titan69 @ 62.31.23.66 > horus8 | 24-Jan-04/12:22 AM | Reply
No im not suprised sickend maybe. What planet are you on????
[n/a] horus8 @ 24.126.116.54 > titan69 | 24-Jan-04/12:32 AM | Reply
Woah, I don't know? Don't be an idiot asshole, I already know you're a fucking retard must you constantly reassure me of that fact? What fucking planet are you on???? Fucking idiot. I don't? Lol. uranus?
[n/a] horus8 @ 24.126.116.54 > titan69 | 24-Jan-04/12:32 AM | Reply
Why are you so fucking stupid?
[n/a] horus8 @ 24.126.116.54 > titan69 | 24-Jan-04/12:34 AM | Reply
Do you even know, or is it a profound mystery? I think it's because you are just genetically a turdling with a bit of mouthable verbosity but not enough to matter.
[1] pretty_poet_21 @ 198.111.220.6 | 24-Jan-04/12:02 PM | Reply
Have to give credit for originality...but that's all.
[n/a] deleted user @ 24.222.81.233 | 24-Jan-04/1:13 PM | Reply
Regina isn't hairy.
[8] Caducus @ 195.92.168.178 | 24-Jan-04/3:51 PM | Reply
Sounds like the lost page of genesis.

The 1st line grabs and so the 8th
[5] unouluvme @ 209.110.216.72 | 25-Jan-04/11:16 AM | Reply
Huh. Well...ill give it a five. Good, could be better, but good.
[0] titan69 @ 213.48.74.114 | 26-Jan-04/1:38 PM | Reply
are you all mad ITS SHIT!!!!!!!!
Beter not say to much might up set nobby agane
[n/a] Shardik @ 24.126.116.54 > titan69 | 26-Jan-04/2:05 PM | Reply
Do you know what a pimple poem is asshat?
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 131.111.212.215 > Shardik | 26-Jan-04/2:15 PM | Reply
Pimple poemes tend to rhyme, and to make some rudimentary kind of sense. I think... I think it is you who is the one who does not know what pimple poemes are. -10-
[n/a] Shardik @ 24.126.116.54 > -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. | 26-Jan-04/2:33 PM | Reply
Really? I must have skipped that day to go swing on a rope at the pond.
[n/a] Shardik @ 24.126.116.54 > -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. | 26-Jan-04/2:34 PM | Reply
Would you like to come swing with us? There's a ramp.
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 131.111.212.215 > Shardik | 26-Jan-04/2:51 PM | Reply
I should say not. In my youth, I was fond of a certain rope swing, until one day my hands slid all the way down it, removing most of the skin and replacing it with a yellow ooze. Yes, you may scoff -- indeed, laugh at the old man and his crippled, withered hands. But can you order an Irish coffee at two A.M. and have it delivered to your room? No. No. I can.
[n/a] Shardik @ 24.126.116.54 > -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. | 26-Jan-04/5:16 PM | Reply
Hmmmm. Damn. You remind me of Sean Connery playing Alan Quarterby, but with a much thicker beard.
[10] edpeterson @ 68.79.14.47 | 11-Apr-04/7:35 AM | Reply
HAHAHAHAHAHA.
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