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Pimple № 80147

Once the moon turned me into a hairy vagina

by horus8

Member since 2002 · Posted 24 Jan 2004 · 18 comments

And I fucked the entired universe because I didn't know any butter, and then, one day I had a revelution. It was the moon's fault, so I set out to destruct the moon, but instead I only succeeded in scuffing my new shoes, and losing my skirte, and muddying up my recollection of up. So I cried, and I cried, then I died, than I killed myself, and blamered you and the MOON! Why? What did I eber do to you?

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18 comments

[0] titan69 24-Jan-04/12:12 AM Reply
Not more shit!!!!!!!!!!!!
[n/a] horus8 › titan69 24-Jan-04/12:16 AM Reply
It's an obvious pimple parody of your great work here in poetry tito, avast, are you surprised young asshat?
[0] titan69 › horus8 24-Jan-04/12:22 AM Reply
No im not suprised sickend maybe. What planet are you on????
[n/a] horus8 › titan69 24-Jan-04/12:32 AM Reply
Woah, I don't know? Don't be an idiot asshole, I already know you're a fucking retard must you constantly reassure me of that fact? What fucking planet are you on???? Fucking idiot. I don't? Lol. uranus?
[n/a] horus8 › titan69 24-Jan-04/12:32 AM Reply
Why are you so fucking stupid?
[n/a] horus8 › titan69 24-Jan-04/12:34 AM Reply
Do you even know, or is it a profound mystery? I think it's because you are just genetically a turdling with a bit of mouthable verbosity but not enough to matter.
[1] pretty_poet_21 24-Jan-04/12:02 PM Reply
Have to give credit for originality...but that's all.
[n/a] deleted user 24-Jan-04/1:13 PM Reply
Regina isn't hairy.
[8] Caducus 24-Jan-04/3:51 PM Reply
Sounds like the lost page of genesis.

The 1st line grabs and so the 8th
[5] unouluvme 25-Jan-04/11:16 AM Reply
Huh. Well...ill give it a five. Good, could be better, but good.
[0] titan69 26-Jan-04/1:38 PM Reply
are you all mad ITS SHIT!!!!!!!!
Beter not say to much might up set nobby agane
[n/a] Shardik › titan69 26-Jan-04/2:05 PM Reply
Do you know what a pimple poem is asshat?
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. › Shardik 26-Jan-04/2:15 PM Reply
Pimple poemes tend to rhyme, and to make some rudimentary kind of sense. I think... I think it is you who is the one who does not know what pimple poemes are. -10-
[n/a] Shardik › -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 26-Jan-04/2:33 PM Reply
Really? I must have skipped that day to go swing on a rope at the pond.
[n/a] Shardik › -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 26-Jan-04/2:34 PM Reply
Would you like to come swing with us? There's a ramp.
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. › Shardik 26-Jan-04/2:51 PM Reply
I should say not. In my youth, I was fond of a certain rope swing, until one day my hands slid all the way down it, removing most of the skin and replacing it with a yellow ooze. Yes, you may scoff -- indeed, laugh at the old man and his crippled, withered hands. But can you order an Irish coffee at two A.M. and have it delivered to your room? No. No. I can.
[n/a] Shardik › -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 26-Jan-04/5:16 PM Reply
Hmmmm. Damn. You remind me of Sean Connery playing Alan Quarterby, but with a much thicker beard.
[10] edpeterson 11-Apr-04/7:35 AM Reply
HAHAHAHAHAHA.