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R.I.P "He was the bestest poet ever."

Member since 2002 · Posted 15 Feb 2003 · Edited 15 Feb 2003 · 5 comments

Babbit's ghost is a rusty moist lever. As the home-boys pour beer 'pon his grave Damn, he was the bestest poet ever! To hone pentameter sick with scarlet fever Oh, the roads of poetic heaven he could pave Babbit's ghost is a rusty moist lever. An over trained underwater basket weaver He gave precedence to the holy bat cave Damn, he was the bestest poet ever! In 2002, I once saw him trap 2,003 beaver Truly, I have never seen a deed so brave Babbit's ghost is a rusty moist lever. His best quote was "Lassie was no retriever." I was his papyrus, quill, and gay slave Damn, he was the bestest poet ever! Who would of thought suicide by Ward Clever? I say we throw the stinky dead goat a rave... Babbit's ghost is a rusty moist lever. Damn, he was the bestest poet ever!

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5 comments

[5] TanHand 15-Feb-03/1:43 PM Reply
NOT GAY DUDE
[n/a] Jeremi B. Handrinos › TanHand 15-Feb-03/2:40 PM Reply
YES GAYE DUDE
[2] Crakyamuni 15-Feb-03/2:51 PM Reply
Babbits ghost is a crutch for a hoax, and well
Beaver cleaver wouldn't shake his moist lever at it
you stinketh today queer blanket of mold
for the smell of your mustache has
made your sound old.
[n/a] Jeremi B. Handrinos › Crakyamuni 15-Feb-03/3:37 PM Reply
Yes, denial... it's a motherfucker... care for a tarte, tarte?
[n/a] Jeremi B. Handrinos › Crakyamuni 15-Feb-03/3:41 PM Reply
It's okay to be 'the gaye' i am a very gay gaye, okay. poser.