"Jump or Burn"

Member since 2002 · Posted 6 Oct 2003 · Edited 6 Oct 2003 · 5 comments

"Jump or burn?" Huh... How weird is that? In a building filling with smoke. Hundreds of feet above the street. What will all of those people think? I think, as I watch my co-workers lemming towards the stairwells and suffocation by inhilation. "Jump or Burn?" Fuck it then (I pull out my Bic) Lighting myself on fire I run around in small circles Taking the pain as I am engulfed in flames. "Jump or Burn?" Now I'll jump. I'm a control freak. I'm an entertainer.

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[8] INTRANSIT 6-Oct-03/6:35 AM Reply

Shift s-3 to s-1. or use it as kindling. sock me in the gut, would you?

[10] Jeremi B. Handrinos › INTRANSIT 6-Oct-03/4:17 PM Reply

Great call, I will for my next edit, tanks mang.

[10] Don-Quixote 6-Oct-03/11:23 AM Reply

-nod-

10.

[3] poetandknowit 6-Oct-03/2:13 PM Reply

Wow, top notch product placement. How much did you get paid sitting at your desk coming up with that one. $650? $850.

[10] Jeremi B. Handrinos › poetandknowit 6-Oct-03/4:18 PM Reply

3 powdered donuts, a haircut, and sex with my left hand.