{PornStar}{Haikus}

Member since 2002 · Posted 22 Aug 2002 · Edited 22 Aug 2002 · 12 comments

Tiffany was FINE! and Butch put her to work fast. Now her name's Cheri. Cheri's got issues That's why she fucked all my friends! Then slashed my car tires! I love her so much! She's a rich porn star on coke! Heart ass and fake boobs. She comes with free crab D.U.I and syphilis LOVE?! Let's get MARRIED!

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[8] god'swife 22-Aug-02/6:06 PM Reply

exelente, mi amigo! I'm telling you haiku is your ticket to... I mean i's more like your antidote, your Ridilan.

[n/a] horus8 22-Aug-02/7:11 PM Reply

i don't know mrs. god? they make me feel so dirty and rushed..i have to scrub now...my shaft has been barnacled, and i,ve also sprung a leak...o

[n/a] <~> 22-Aug-02/8:53 PM Reply

ah, i am jealous....but not too much. you see, i just came from a dinner at a farm with many friends. we drank chardonnay...much chardonnay...

[n/a] <~> 22-Aug-02/8:57 PM Reply

this is sharp, by the way, the porn-star haikus. i started integral yoga this week, mostly to cope with that same stress. my diaphragm hurts from the breathing, but i do feel calmer...
fuck, august is hard for me too. you damn leos are my kryptonite.

[n/a] horus8 22-Aug-02/9:01 PM Reply

why are you a aquarius? i would of wagered....aries or sagitarius, or taurus or a scorpio, perchance virgo, but not an aquarius? right?!

[7] Christof 23-Aug-02/3:40 AM Reply

This astrological stuff just confuses me. How do you guess? I don't even want to know what sign you think I am, Arsewipe or something..but anyhoo, I lke your porn star haikus. They tell a story and they're as dirty-bright as tin foil.

[9] razorgrin 23-Aug-02/5:56 AM Reply

Goddamn terrific, this is. Leos make me insane and violent.

[7] Christof 23-Aug-02/6:04 AM Reply

I think my girlfriend's a Leo and we get on alright. I'm a Scorpio. So what does that mean? Someone enlighten me!

[9] brazen 23-Aug-02/10:26 AM Reply

like midgets on unicycles, always good for a chuckle...just this is what you might call an intelligent chuckle...midget laughter is just an unconscious reaction.

[n/a] horus8 23-Aug-02/2:58 PM Reply

leos and scorpios get along actually very well and the sex is beyond measure usually on the scorpios part and inclination, but the relation ship can suffer greatly intellectually and in substance (layers) not always though, sometimes depending on retrogrades and environment that previously mentioned can get reversed....but mostly its the either...they're also both known to give each other space quite well and often, then at times explode in character to see one another at all costs regardless of who or what is in the way <sponsored by 'telepathy' the only way to communicate and 'mahdi' a fourteen year old messiah who controlled mecca for 200 days twenty years ago, he had blue eyes and was A HALF ARAB WESTERN BLOOD HYBRID!> i love that previos 20 button by the may kaolin fire rocks!!!!

[10] daniella 2-Sep-02/1:15 PM Reply

true to self

[n/a] horus8 2-Sep-02/3:15 PM Reply

for you....only the truth. for me... pearl vodka martini w/a touch of vermooth.