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Raw boy chiva (Free verse) by horus8
I rounded the corner in full stride, pet hawk on my shoulder. The click of steel boots on the fly my first victim was the hobo i unleashed my bird un masked, and it devoured his face. the next non suspecting dolt was a salesman, and my sabre made quick work of his suit and tie plan. The next was a plump virgin nun, "OH WHY SWEET JESUS, DID SHE NEED TO DIE?" the fourth was a charity case that i found changing oil at a Jiffy-Lube i made him drink his own coffee black with no sugar. then wait for hours watching bad t.v and children, with no money fuck with those candy machines aeons later i killed him, and them too. Then, as i made my way to 5th and Broadway a little girl in a off yellow school bus waved to me and blew me a slow pulsing kiss. she had her uniform on I smiled and blew, back one then popped a mentos then i went and shot dope in the alley most directly see, i forget nothing but the best reasons why.

Up the ladder: Icarus up
Down the ladder: Buddy

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Arithmetic Mean: 7.2
Weighted score: 6.1
Overall Rank: 1138
Posted: February 7, 2003 1:55 PM PST; Last modified: February 7, 2003 2:10 PM PST
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[8] TanHand @ 68.14.26.239 | 7-Feb-03/2:00 PM | Reply
a bit niney for my taste.
[n/a] horus8 @ 24.126.113.154 > TanHand | 7-Feb-03/2:03 PM | Reply
check it out now... i fixed it.
[8] TanHand @ 68.14.26.239 > horus8 | 7-Feb-03/2:07 PM | Reply
you know I meant |\| | |/| right
[n/a] horus8 @ 24.126.113.154 > TanHand | 7-Feb-03/4:00 PM | Reply
As compared to |\| |/|, absolutely.
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 131.111.212.215 > horus8 | 7-Feb-03/5:03 PM | Reply
\m|,
[8] TanHand @ 68.14.26.239 > -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. | 7-Feb-03/5:26 PM | Reply
You're out of the loop, sir.
[n/a] horus8 @ 24.126.113.154 > TanHand | 7-Feb-03/5:50 PM | Reply
I'm listening to the cars greatest hits...who's going to drive you home... tonight. chirpe.
[8] TanHand @ 68.14.26.239 > horus8 | 7-Feb-03/6:01 PM | Reply
I'm listening to the last track on the first QOTSA album, "I was a teenage hand model" No wait now I'm listening to "Back in the USSR" which rocks fiercer than I remember. Jesus.
[n/a] horus8 @ 24.126.113.154 > -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. | 7-Feb-03/5:56 PM | Reply
I should of ended this with why i bench press a yugo... huh?
[8] TanHand @ 68.14.26.239 | 7-Feb-03/2:06 PM | Reply
I was talking about the last two lines.
[n/a] horus8 @ 24.126.113.154 > TanHand | 7-Feb-03/2:16 PM | Reply
you're funny, but it changed again. Why don't you cum and take a vacation oner here with us and mickey mouse? we're deserving.
[8] TanHand @ 68.14.26.239 | 7-Feb-03/2:14 PM | Reply
By the way, did you know Dark Angel is Jewish??
[n/a] horus8 @ 24.126.113.154 > TanHand | 7-Feb-03/2:17 PM | Reply
obviously. he is rather intelligent. after all.
[8] TanHand @ 68.14.26.239 > horus8 | 7-Feb-03/2:19 PM | Reply
There's nothing wrong with that, in and of itself, of course.
[n/a] horus8 @ 24.126.113.154 > TanHand | 7-Feb-03/2:27 PM | Reply
Of course, in fact... i think it's passe?
[8] TanHand @ 68.14.26.239 > horus8 | 7-Feb-03/2:40 PM | Reply
I for one love matzo ball soup.
[n/a] horus8 @ 24.126.113.154 > TanHand | 7-Feb-03/3:38 PM | Reply
i have the funniest story about clifford streit and the streit matza family. i tricked for him at the chateu marmounte. it was beyond the gimp.
[8] TanHand @ 68.14.26.239 > horus8 | 7-Feb-03/4:21 PM | Reply
well write a poem about that!!!
[8] TanHand @ 68.14.26.239 | 7-Feb-03/2:20 PM | Reply
The mentos line is good. The dope line's a bit tired.
[n/a] horus8 @ 24.126.113.154 > TanHand | 7-Feb-03/4:02 PM | Reply
How can the dope line be tired? if you've never shot dope? Are you gifted with posessing the lucky guess? nifty.
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 131.111.8.97 > horus8 | 7-Feb-03/4:17 PM | Reply
TanHand, you just don't know what it's like. Me, I've done dope, scag, crack, smack, coke, meth, jack, ludes, roofies, huffies, polk, dust, rock, reek, blow, acid, jives, poppers, e's, spic, junk, jig, hams, spork, puff, speed, whiz, yatt, pink, cake and toff-raffers. The dope line ain't tired, and if you'd ever taken a crack you'd understand.
[8] TanHand @ 68.14.26.239 > -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. | 7-Feb-03/4:19 PM | Reply
I once saw trainspotting on the same day I got a flu shot does that count.
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 131.111.8.97 > TanHand | 7-Feb-03/4:20 PM | Reply
Yeah.
[8] TanHand @ 68.14.26.239 > -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. | 7-Feb-03/4:44 PM | Reply
Oh. Well - wait, then why was it such a big deal in the movie?? How was the usage of the 1977 hit "Lust For Life" by DB and IP justified??? IS CARNIVAL CRUISE LINES NO BETTER THAN HEROIN???
[8] TanHand @ 68.14.26.239 > TanHand | 7-Feb-03/4:47 PM | Reply
Bill Z. Bub has womanly hands.
[8] Bill Z Bub @ 24.112.224.232 > TanHand | 7-Feb-03/5:19 PM | Reply
Speaking of hands, you'd better wash yours. And use a tissue when you wipe, for Buddha's sake.
Snot nosed brat.
[8] TanHand @ 68.14.26.239 > Bill Z Bub | 7-Feb-03/5:24 PM | Reply
Sorry, I forgot I was talking to the national shitting champion.
[n/a] horus8 @ 24.126.113.154 > TanHand | 7-Feb-03/4:26 PM | Reply
lol.
[n/a] horus8 @ 24.126.113.154 > -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. | 7-Feb-03/4:21 PM | Reply
you left out powdered chirpe on the rockes, sir popper.
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 131.111.8.97 > horus8 | 7-Feb-03/4:24 PM | Reply
I do have some respect for my body, you know.
[8] TanHand @ 68.14.26.239 > -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. | 7-Feb-03/4:49 PM | Reply
Hence your Lunar avoidance. I once accidentally winked at a fat girl and 3 baths and 6 showers later I still felt like a negro.
[n/a] horus8 @ 24.126.113.154 > TanHand | 7-Feb-03/5:02 PM | Reply
Shit! ha ha! fuck... there goes my yo-yo fuck..ah.. ha ha. you're funny today. i woke up next to a chick with one arme.
[8] TanHand @ 68.14.26.239 > horus8 | 7-Feb-03/5:25 PM | Reply
"this is not a question of art of pornography, the question is where is her other arm"
[8] TanHand @ 68.14.26.239 > horus8 | 7-Feb-03/5:40 PM | Reply
You think that's funny?? What's brown and sits on a piano bench?? BEETHOVEN'S FIFTH MOVEMENT
[8] TanHand @ 68.14.26.239 > horus8 | 7-Feb-03/5:42 PM | Reply
Even better: What's brown and hides from the nazis? THE DIHARREA OF ANNE FRANK.
[8] TanHand @ 68.14.26.239 > -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. | 7-Feb-03/6:41 PM | Reply
T DA ACROSS THE UNIVERSE
[n/a] horus8 @ 24.126.113.154 > -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. | 7-Feb-03/4:36 PM | Reply
Yo' there's not a lot of ol' school dopies left... so beatch, i'm representing the mochickens. better check your shite at the doore.
[8] TanHand @ 68.14.26.239 > horus8 | 7-Feb-03/4:56 PM | Reply
Does the fact that I flaunt my youth and innocence preclude said innocence?
[n/a] wOrnella Mutiw @ 198.81.18.187 > -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. | 16-Feb-03/6:58 PM | Reply
No way. Crack? Come on now. You seem much too educated to have fallen prey to all of them and to have recovered on top of that. What's scag, spic, jig, hams, spork, puff, whiz, yatt, pink and cake? I've never heard of them. I don't see heroin in the mix. And you're a grad student at Cambridge? You're quite fascinating, that is if you are telling the truth.
[8] Bill Z Bub @ 24.112.224.232 | 7-Feb-03/2:59 PM | Reply
Original as always, falcongod.
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 131.111.8.101 | 7-Feb-03/3:36 PM | Reply
Someone tried to sell me a Big Issue today. I did not purchase it.
[n/a] horus8 @ 24.126.113.154 > -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. | 7-Feb-03/3:41 PM | Reply
As in b.i.g? because, i will deny whether or not those tattoos match up..lol.
[n/a] horus8 @ 24.126.113.154 > -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. | 7-Feb-03/4:18 PM | Reply
I'm listening to the lost highway soundtrack on ten speaker surround sound at 11, which is one more than ten, and ramstein has just come on, so forgive me if i'm not overtly impressed. Care for an uncut 8'' German, i have a baker's dozen at discount currently. TRust me, it hurt me more than you
[n/a] horus8 @ 24.126.113.154 > -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. | 7-Feb-03/4:24 PM | Reply
Every time i read this commente i chirpe and dive for cover.
[8] TanHand @ 68.14.26.239 | 7-Feb-03/4:24 PM | Reply
You know, I once met Fred Segel at a debutante's ball - I gave him my number, he gave me a call. He told me to meet him at the corner at eight - I got there at nine, too bad I was late. Stupid idiot, I don't know what I missed: Fred Segel's a star and it's he I dissed - his pimping ass mack ass whacked out building with the ivy on the wall but not around the lettering...etc.
[n/a] horus8 @ 24.126.113.154 > TanHand | 7-Feb-03/4:30 PM | Reply
Yeah, there's a store down the street at the corner of melrose and la cienega. tiresome aparel, really. tawdy.
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 131.111.212.215 | 7-Feb-03/4:37 PM | Reply
Hey guys! It's time for -=Dark_Angel=- Midi Corner!!!!! http://pluh.com/members/prawne/poop.html
[8] TanHand @ 68.14.26.239 > -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. | 7-Feb-03/5:00 PM | Reply
Now I know why Liszt sat sideways
[n/a] Bachus @ 24.126.113.154 > -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. | 8-Feb-03/6:49 PM | Reply
Spectacular composition by the way..like wagner after a lobodomy and botched sex change operation. Resting easy though in the comfort of affordable good jewish therapy, and a good shabbas.
[8] TanHand @ 68.14.26.239 | 7-Feb-03/5:29 PM | Reply
Okay, listening to "Only Shallow" by My Bloody Valentine, basically rocking out.
[8] Teen14 @ 216.222.239.230 | 7-Feb-03/5:40 PM | Reply
Ok...this poem totally freaked me out. It gave me the chills.
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 131.111.212.215 | 7-Feb-03/5:43 PM | Reply
Hey guys I just thought of a great joke.

Q: What do you get if you cross the works of Thomas Nagel with the startup DOS batch file?

A: "What is it like to be autoexec.bat?"!!!!!!!11
[8] TanHand @ 68.14.26.239 > -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. | 7-Feb-03/5:49 PM | Reply
Fucking shut up
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 131.111.212.215 > TanHand | 7-Feb-03/6:32 PM | Reply
It's perfectly natural to respond with aggression to such a great joke. But I really feel it's in your best interest to try to work around your anger, not only on poemranker but also in your daily life.
[8] TanHand @ 68.14.26.239 > -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. | 7-Feb-03/6:43 PM | Reply
Sorry, I forgot I was talking to the national joking champion
[8] TanHand @ 68.14.26.239 | 7-Feb-03/5:47 PM | Reply
My full name is Tanya Handrinos of course.
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