You left me here with too many words to look up As I watched you walk away with my creaky back door And now stuck with the memory of your raping typed up Because yours is the only one I can hump on the floor. (Soon to be a Novel by Mark "a narc" Furman, W/audio tape by Christopher "why run" Walken)." /> You left me here with too many words to look up As I watched you walk away with my creaky back door And now stuck with the memory of your raping typed up Because yours is the only one I can hump on the floor. (Soon to be a Novel by Mark "a narc" Furman, W/audio tape by Christopher "why run" Walken)." />
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Playing Russian roulette with a tuna cassarole By JFK (Free verse) by horus8
Counted all that I’ve done doggy style Knowing that you've gone a duck's mile Wondering why this happened so X rated I wished that this could be demonstrated Without you nothing’s the same lubed Because love becomes udderly boobed <horus plays bingo by himself for days> It’s lonely with no one to call your Ass-hat Gets real hard when you can't shave your wombat The game of love isn’t meant to baccalaureate So I might as well be playin’in drag strip Uno I’ve got so much on my filthy mind With the words this easy to steal Hoping you’ll come back in my behind And realize you need my bananna's peel Without you nothing’s the same anul, or oral Because love's turned a Trekies' loose portal <Repeat horus8 is Kurt VC Bukowski's red head'd step gun> I don’t think I like this game no mo', Sir Jon a Baptist Just hoped it could be like it was nude under trapped fur When you left I watched my heart burn turn to roll-aids Blew Bernie Taupin & realiz'd I'm a lyrical date rapist Without you nothing’s the same stupid fucking song Because love becomes a lonely game of Gay Donkey Kong <Repeat "Stoned, why we love them" Starring horus8 and John K as Olympic curlers by day, powdered perriwigs by night> You left me here with too many words to look up As I watched you walk away with my creaky back door And now stuck with the memory of your raping typed up Because yours is the only one I can hump on the floor. (Soon to be a Novel by Mark "a narc" Furman, W/audio tape by Christopher "why run" Walken).

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Overall Rank: 431
Posted: June 22, 2003 8:15 PM PDT; Last modified: June 22, 2003 8:15 PM PDT
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[10] SupremeDreamer @ 204.31.179.143 | 22-Jun-03/9:45 PM | Reply
Extremely amusing, I started to cry when I found it hard to stop laughing. Slightly confusing though, or maybe thats just me. blesed with an 8, go in peace.
[n/a] horus8 @ 24.126.113.154 > SupremeDreamer | 22-Jun-03/11:55 PM | Reply
Peerhaps it would aid you knowing that this is actually John K's latest lyric on poem ranker, stolen, violated and mutated into a vintage parody. I just do it a a way to pass the time in this new box of mine, and because it's just fucking hilarious if you read them side by side. Try it and see. His is called playing solitaire. He detests me more than a fish does a miracle turning Jesus, because he's too young to be thankful yet, but in about two years he'll be walking around bragging about it to all ends. He still doesn't realize what he's bumped into (I), once he does, it'll be the highlight of his current awareness.

We'll pray for him and his broken record. Please bow your heads with me.
[10] SupremeDreamer @ 66.81.159.207 | 23-Jun-03/8:39 AM | Reply
Ok man, i read them side by side and almost died.. you tried to kill me leaving my dead body with a disturbing grin!! how dare you commit such sin! fucking a, your a genius. from 8 to 10
[n/a] horus8 @ 24.126.113.154 > SupremeDreamer | 23-Jun-03/9:07 AM | Reply
Nay 'twas nothing, but it has slowed his output of the same exact recycled medley over and over again from a daily occurance to a weekly, which atleast keeps me saner. I do it to him and miggy another child lyricist that would bore you retarded, but I've parodied about five or six altogether. here take a look. I'm telling you I get a hoot out of it big time, and read them with friends drunk or stoned and we literally gag tell collapse. i'll send you my versions, you'll have to find there's on your own to compare, but my titles are normally similiar to there's or the exact opposite so use that hint to help you find them.

http://poemranker.com/poem-details.jsp?id=53278
http://poemranker.com/poem-details.jsp?id=49662
http://poemranker.com/poem-details.jsp?id=53188
http://poemranker.com/poem-details.jsp?id=52967
http://poemranker.com/poem-details.jsp?id=52905

have fun!
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