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Fucking B by A sad syrupless Waffel (Ode) by horus8
I shoot only to prove.. I've..
Missed.. I still don't get it..
The way I see things.. One way..
Point being I don't get it do I..
By the time I get a clue.. you'll bury you..
Taking my waffle.. practicing forking your toaster..
Things like that.. Get me toasted..
At about the moment.. I pop up and dish..
Ass down Face up.. Etc. and stuff.. Taking your butter..Spreading.. More
than your flat
fucking pancake? You'll be doing the large
intestine
polka
and I'll
be like mike
and Tiger
and Joan Rivers
and bob hope
on dope with no rope
in the cell carving soap
Cum filling the mouth of the pope
and thinking to myself
"Hey, I'm a waffle, a waffle in a world
full of pancakes, but I won't let that
get me down. I'll show them. I'll shine
my grasp on reality up to a high luster
And do the General Custard
Right down your
fucking throat
in slow motion
with replays
and cheer leaders.
Oh, and with the
confidence of knowing
my great fore-father's
killed the buffalo
raped women and children
strip mined
land mined
fine dined
Nentwined
And ruined the last
great nation of finks.
Where no one can mind their own fucking business
No one is safe
Privacy, is a brand of renter's insurance
And you my friend
Are a stuffed animal
You are pink
a baby mouse
like a little girls bow
the whore down the streets corvette
and a carnation.
But don't let that get you down mate
Fucking B, I'm just a waffle
in a world full of lazy bastards
palming cold cereal
and just waiting to see
What the fuck's
for lunch.
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