poemranker ::Women have Babies and Men Murder. by horus8

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Women have Babies and Men Murder.

by horus8

Member since 2002 · Posted 21 Aug 2003 · 9 comments

Murder is the most authentic and conclusive occurrence next to having a baby come out of a slit in your being. Since my slits aren't slots, but points I will bring them down with the utmost authority, dexterity and finality. Birth is a killer. Love is murderously slow death with free ice scream. Politicians commit mass murder every day. You see them missing golf over it? Welfare whores pop out babies so they can get fucking paid. And sit on a delapidated porch waiting to get fucked proper again. So why shouldn't I do it better? And bring some integrity back to the ancient art of Murder. The ability to kill with a word, and still enjoy the conversation.

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[10] SupremeDreamer 21-Aug-03/3:01 PM Reply
ice scream.. nice, i love that. 10.
[n/a] Jeremi B. Handrinos › SupremeDreamer 21-Aug-03/3:07 PM Reply
Did you know people with black lights are 65% more inclined to kill a cheating lover than those with soft white lights?
[10] SupremeDreamer › Jeremi B. Handrinos 21-Aug-03/3:09 PM Reply
Im more inclined to let the bitch live and introduce her to my friend that has herpes. ;)
[n/a] http://mulberryfairy › SupremeDreamer 21-Aug-03/6:27 PM Reply
According to a recent Dear Abby that I couldn't stop myself from reading, 1 in 5 Americans have herpes. 20%! (Abby told the wife not to stay with her cheating husband who gave her the herpes - said she ought not fear that she'd never find a man who would "have her" because of her herpes- since there are so many more out there with herpes.)
[n/a] horus8 › http://mulberryfairy 22-Aug-03/1:13 AM Reply
According to the most unrecent popular mechanics I could pull out from underneath my drunk great uncle at JPL people that work for the federal government or state government and make between 36,000 and 52,000 dollars a year, and think that they have achieved their corn fed goals? Apparently make quite pleasant lap dogs.
[n/a] horus8 › http://mulberryfairy 24-Aug-03/1:00 PM Reply
Also, everyone has herpes, whether or not they (the herpes) show themselves is a combination of emotional, physical and spiritual stress and the current state of their immune systems response to said outbursts.
[n/a] TanHand 21-Aug-03/4:18 PM Reply
SUMMER POEM: The woman at the court asked me if my vegetables were fresh so I blew smoke at her and then I woke to found my fingertips wrinkled from the nectarine pit I was holding.
[0] sliver 21-Aug-03/8:46 PM Reply
Try putting your points in your slits and slots and quit writing about your sister. This sucked
[n/a] horus8 › sliver 22-Aug-03/1:09 AM Reply
Wow you're clever, but what does this poem have to do with me or my sister? Do you know my sister? Or me? Or was that some how your way of being bad mannered?