Murder is the most authentic and conclusive occurrence next to having a baby come out of a slit in your being. Since my slits aren't slots, but points I will bring them down with the utmost authority, dexterity and finality. Birth is a killer. Love is murderously slow death with free ice scream. Politicians commit mass murder every day. You see them missing golf over it? Welfare whores pop out babies so they can get fucking paid. And sit on a delapidated porch waiting to get fucked proper again. So why shouldn't I do it better? And bring some integrity back to the ancient art of Murder. The ability to kill with a word, and still enjoy the conversation.