poemranker ::Jesus was a necromancer by horus8

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Haiku № 5886

Jesus was a necromancer

Member since 2002 · Posted 23 Jul 2002 · Edited 22 Jan 2003 · 17 comments

God is a toilet. I have yet to fuck mother. She is Muslim red.

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17 comments

[n/a] razorgrin 24-Jul-02/1:08 PM Reply
best title ever
[6] ErgoErgun 24-Jul-02/6:04 PM Reply
You're into theatre? Have you checked out any of Sondheim's musical productions?
Oh, the poem... um... 6.
[n/a] horus8 25-Jul-02/11:33 AM Reply
of course. that's a given. thanx for the 666d
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 28-Jul-02/8:26 AM Reply
I don't care what you say. I can get four people to testify he was building my hotrod at the time.
[5] Art Glocken 29-Jul-02/4:17 AM Reply
anger
[5] Art Glocken 29-Jul-02/4:18 AM Reply
great title.
[10] New Life Drug 31-Jul-02/11:13 AM Reply
The first thing I did when I read this poem was laugh my ass off. Its so fuckin awesome.
[n/a] horus8 31-Jul-02/12:24 PM Reply
gracias. as soon as i clean all of the glass tables in my house i'll go read your stuff..compulsive.hoof.tender.billy.goat.yeti.
[3] god'swife 27-Aug-02/4:52 PM Reply
Lots of comments no votes. I'll give it a 3. not your best
[9] <~> 22-Jan-03/5:20 PM Reply
sorry, h.

we all hate you now.
ornella convinced us that you are bad.

hear that tanya? you win! you can go away now; we don't like him any more.

have a nine for your poem, well, because i know.
[0] wOrnella Mutiw 22-Jan-03/6:00 PM Reply
Thank you for your kind words. I will not forget you. You've been wonderful! Thank you Jeremi for entering my life and bringing me so much joy, love, beauty, kindness, and happiness. You've truly shown me the way.....
[n/a] horus8 › wOrnella Mutiw 22-Jan-03/6:21 PM Reply
Tanya? This is a fact. There are between 100,000 and 1,000,000 various writing forums on the web. Why did you choose
this one? Especially since YOU ARE NEITHER A POET, NOR A WRITER (All capitalized for emphasis not excitement).
Then ask yourself why you stay? Exactly. Stalker. Or even yet why keep your user name? any sane person would of
recreated themselves to learn about poetry by now..shedding the shadow of the ornella stink that you waift in. Simple rename yourself, shutup, be civil...and learn without fucking with the people who are actually here to write about things other than your detestment of me, your addiction to soda, and moderately interesting trivia facts. If you are trying to do
what Bachus, Blade, and da, settle, katie, and other poemranker veterans who do alot of jabbering do 'creatively'..what you forget is those writers in all actuality...use those characters in an ingenius ways to branch off into areas of writing that their other user names wont allow them to, because of sterotyping by avid readers. but, regardless, on all accounts of my lecture.
You are miserably beyond hope no matter how one sums it up. Ps. if you plan on approaching acting in LA. like you did
poetry. You're fucked..
[0] wOrnella Mutiw 22-Jan-03/11:41 PM Reply
aelo, i am street performer. i play with cobra. since my accident, i stay on computer all day. my cobra, he hit my eye. aahhhhgggghhhhh. i play flute. i play the wrong song... i go toooooooo tooooddlllleeeee tooooo toooooddllllleeeee tooooo... and he HIT ME. aahhhhhggghhhhh.
HE HIT MY EYE WITH THE POISON TOOTH
[n/a] horus8 › wOrnella Mutiw 23-Jan-03/12:15 AM Reply
jerky boys, second album.
First was way better.
[9] scitz 23-Jan-03/5:32 AM Reply
oH mY gOd !
I thought we were gods toilet he seems to like shitting on us but I do dig this because its so blatantly controversial and your proud of it. The end line could win the war ! 9
[9] Caducus 23-Jan-03/5:36 AM Reply
In every mosque, in every church i can smell the effigys of horus burning (even then we can feel the warmth, see the light) as muslims would say....ahh this is bloody lovely innit, My brother scitz hates haikus but he liked this one, horus your a naughty naughty boy. *9*
[0] Robert K Foster 20-Jun-03/5:40 AM Reply
I don't care that this is sacreligious, it is crap any way you look at it. nice job.