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scitz

Member since 20 Dec 2002 · 58 poems · 1 favorite

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6 Jun 2006, 8:47 AM
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FormVotesAverage
Free verse1947.12
Haiku228.27
Lyric107.10
Limerick33.33
Ode43.25
Concrete26.50
Other86.00
Sonnet36.00
Villanelle28.00
Pimple24.50
Meta-Ku24.50
Ghazal19.00
All2537.04

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FormComments
Free verse138
Haiku26
Lyric7
Limerick2
Ode6
Concrete2
Other7
Sonnet3
Villanelle4
Pimple5
Ghazal1
All201

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Poems58 by scitz

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  1. Bad night out at jumpin jaks
    Free verse 1 comment last vote 16 Jan 2007 (0) last comment 25 Jun 2006
    4.76 2 votes
  2. fucked up dream
    Other 0 comments last vote 27 Dec 2020 (6) last comment –
    4.88 3 votes
  3. Horror at the grotto
    Prose Poem 2 comments last vote 15 Nov 2005 (10) last comment 21 Dec 2004
    5.27 4 votes
  4. Dear George Bush
    Free verse 13 comments last vote 2 Nov 2005 (10) last comment 21 Jun 2006
    4.55 6 votes
  5. the grisly murder of a bad poet
    Other 1 comment last vote 17 Sep 2005 (1) last comment 14 Oct 2004
    5.10 5 votes
  6. Swedish Au Pair
    Haiku 1 comment last vote 19 May 2006 (9) last comment 30 Sep 2004
    5.33 5 votes
  7. Are Gays From Uranus
    Haiku 4 comments last vote 16 Jan 2007 (0) last comment 5 Apr 2004
    4.76 2 votes
  8. About men in toilets
    Free verse 1 comment last vote 27 Dec 2020 (7) last comment 25 Mar 2004
    5.15 4 votes
  9. Anonymous Voters Of Zeros
    Free verse 10 comments last vote 27 Dec 2020 (5) last comment 18 Nov 2003
    6.05 11 votes
  10. Movie Stars And White Trash Weddings
    Free verse 5 comments last vote 27 Dec 2020 (5) last comment 27 Dec 2020
    6.22 9 votes
  11. The Secrets Of Men
    Free verse 6 comments last vote 27 Dec 2020 (6) last comment 27 Dec 2020
    5.42 7 votes
  12. The Dread
    Free verse 4 comments last vote 27 Dec 2020 (6) last comment 2 Nov 2003
    5.45 6 votes
  13. Tiddles Breathes his Last
    Haiku 10 comments last vote 2 Jan 2011 (8) last comment 17 Nov 2003
    6.02 23 votes
  14. The Pimple Haikus -
    Haiku 1 comment last vote 27 Dec 2020 (5) last comment 24 Sep 2003
    5.10 8 votes
  15. Calm In The Face Of A Hurricane
    Haiku 3 comments last vote 6 Sep 2005 (6) last comment 6 Sep 2005
    4.88 4 votes
  16. Lets Do Lunch (At Ground Zero)
    Haiku 12 comments last vote 19 Mar 2006 (10) last comment 14 Sep 2003
    3.71 15 votes
  17. Osama on Al Jazeera
    Haiku 1 comment last vote 29 Aug 2007 (1) last comment 11 Sep 2003
    4.86 5 votes
  18. museheart is internationally published
    Free verse 10 comments last vote 27 Dec 2020 (6) last comment 9 Sep 2003
    5.19 5 votes
  19. The Angel at the arcade (this is actually an 'acne')
    Pimple 8 comments last vote 5 Jun 2006 (10) last comment 5 Jun 2006
    5.24 1 vote
  20. Ali Abbas Welcome To England
    Haiku 2 comments last vote 29 Aug 2007 (2) last comment 11 Aug 2003
    5.37 8 votes
  21. I An Anew (re edit)
    Free verse 5 comments last vote 27 Dec 2020 (7) last comment 8 Aug 2003
    5.22 6 votes
  22. He's Dead You Bastards (for zzinia)
    Pimple 7 comments last vote 27 Dec 2020 (7) last comment 20 Jun 2007
    5.25 10 votes
  23. I wanna die
    Pimple 7 comments last vote 16 Jan 2007 (0) last comment 9 Feb 2005
    4.93 2 votes
  24. Your Great
    Pimple 8 comments last vote 16 Jan 2007 (0) last comment 9 Jun 2006
    4.98 2 votes
  25. The Mcdonald Haikus
    Free verse 4 comments last vote 27 Dec 2020 (7) last comment 27 Dec 2020
    5.02 5 votes
  26. Prison Dinner 'Lady'
    Haiku 3 comments last vote 20 Nov 2005 (8) last comment 28 Jul 2003
    5.54 6 votes
  27. Death In The Cherry Brook Nursing Home
    Haiku 4 comments last vote 29 Aug 2007 (1) last comment 15 Jul 2003
    5.70 10 votes
  28. Independence Day (the speech from the film)
    Free verse 6 comments last vote 27 Dec 2020 (5) last comment 6 Jul 2003
    4.73 6 votes
  29. Orbiting Venus
    Free verse 4 comments last vote 27 Dec 2020 (7) last comment 3 Jul 2003
    6.17 9 votes
  30. Nonentities
    Haiku 6 comments last vote 2 Jan 2011 (4) last comment 20 Jun 2003
    5.78 9 votes
  31. The Contract (2nd draft)
    Free verse 10 comments last vote 27 Dec 2020 (5) last comment 18 Jun 2003
    4.87 6 votes
  32. An Invitation From Poetry.com
    Free verse 12 comments last vote 16 Jan 2007 (0) last comment 5 Jul 2006
    5.04 3 votes
  33. C a n n i b a l
    Haiku 6 comments last vote 29 Aug 2007 (0) last comment 22 Apr 2004
    5.23 7 votes
  34. Taliban Ambush
    Haiku 7 comments last vote 29 Aug 2007 (0) last comment 6 Jun 2003
    5.66 16 votes
  35. Dying In Silk (senryu)
    Haiku 3 comments last vote 2 Jan 2011 (7) last comment 4 Jun 2003
    5.83 9 votes
  36. 11th September (a senyru)
    Haiku 7 comments last vote 19 Oct 2006 (0) last comment 19 Oct 2006
    5.70 10 votes
  37. Oil Spill
    Free verse 10 comments last vote 27 Dec 2020 (8) last comment 12 Jun 2003
    5.22 9 votes
  38. Where The Fuck Is Saddam?
    Haiku 1 comment last vote 29 Aug 2007 (0) last comment 24 Apr 2003
    4.65 7 votes
  39. Before The Miscarriage.
    Free verse 2 comments last vote 27 Dec 2020 (8) last comment 24 Apr 2003
    5.06 4 votes
  40. Adios Poemranker.
    Free verse 2 comments last vote 27 Dec 2020 (7) last comment 3 Apr 2003
    4.87 6 votes
  41. Temptation In Genesis
    Haiku 2 comments last vote 29 Aug 2007 (1) last comment 1 Apr 2003
    5.30 10 votes
  42. Conditional Sex
    Free verse 4 comments last vote 27 Dec 2020 (6) last comment 27 Dec 2020
    5.35 7 votes
  43. The Red Light Man
    Free verse 5 comments last vote 27 Dec 2020 (6) last comment 28 Jul 2003
    5.07 5 votes
  44. I did not have sexual relations with that woman
    Haiku 3 comments last vote 27 Dec 2020 (8) last comment 27 Dec 2020
    5.31 7 votes
  45. Sharks For Libido
    Haiku 8 comments last vote 29 Aug 2007 (0) last comment 23 May 2003
    5.73 14 votes
  46. Rumble In The Jungle
    Ode 2 comments last vote 27 Dec 2020 (7) last comment 16 Feb 2003
    5.41 11 votes
  47. A Vietnam Homecoming
    Free verse 14 comments last vote 27 Dec 2020 (7) last comment 10 Jun 2003
    5.73 26 votes
  48. Mississipi Murder
    Other 21 comments last vote 27 Dec 2020 (6) last comment 27 Dec 2020
    5.60 30 votes
  49. Lovers Game
    Free verse 5 comments last vote 27 Dec 2020 (5) last comment 25 May 2003
    5.19 7 votes
  50. Abused
    Free verse 3 comments last vote 26 Dec 2020 (7) last comment 26 Jan 2003
    5.15 4 votes
  51. The Queen Mums Teeth
    Free verse 10 comments last vote 16 Jan 2007 (0) last comment 2 Nov 2005
    5.03 4 votes
  52. Sex with a hairy brazilian
    Ode 10 comments last vote 26 Dec 2020 (6) last comment 1 Nov 2003
    5.07 8 votes
  53. Women Fight Dirty
    Free verse 10 comments last vote 27 Dec 2020 (6) last comment 22 Jun 2003
    4.96 6 votes
  54. 'Fucky Fucky 5 Dollar'
    Free verse 11 comments last vote 16 Jan 2007 (0) last comment 18 Jun 2006
    5.16 3 votes
  55. **The Therapist**
    Free verse 12 comments last vote 27 Dec 2020 (6) last comment 27 Dec 2020
    5.91 11 votes
  56. Drowning in Me
    Lyric 3 comments last vote 28 Feb 2010 (4) last comment 28 Feb 2010
    5.10 5 votes
  57. Lovers leave their marks
    Free verse 4 comments last vote 27 Dec 2020 (6) last comment 27 Dec 2020
    5.09 4 votes
  58. Skin, Bone, Flesh & Blood
    Free verse 9 comments last vote 27 Dec 2020 (5) last comment 27 Dec 2020
    5.25 10 votes

Across them: score 5.24 from 447 votes · mean rank 5531.02 · 345 comments · last vote 27 Dec 2020 · last comment 27 Dec 2020