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Anonymous Voters Of Zeros (Free verse) by scitz
You decimate others work to satisfy your ego, You are cowards with very sad lives, As mature adults you rate zero, Personally I'm not bothered about me, But as a newcomer see what I see, The top 20 has a few new users at the top, So Off go some losers in a mighty strop, Voting zeros voting them down, Scared to see a threat to their crown, Get a fucking life you twats, But don't get so down. Your left and right hand are your wives, And with these wives you wank constantly, This is because sexually you are woeful, You are anonymous in more ways than one, You vote zero 10 times and then you are gone, How sad are your pathetic little lives? Go and Wank yourself in to a coma with your hands as your wives. In the internet chat rooms I imagine you sitting there, Patiently destroying peoples souls and creations, This is your lair where you sell your soul to satan, And give in to jealous temptations. I imagine you have bad halitosis and spots, Who comes in their Y fronts when a girl gives you the hots, You phone your dickhead friends to vote another zero, Fuck me your such a fucking hero, You sad cocksucking, moronic, insecure twats, I hope you find your come-uppance, In a shower of baseball bats. I know you will cast zeroes all over my work as revenge, This is your life ruining others on poemranker, But remember this whoever you are, I will always be half a poet, And you always a sad fucking wanker. (I'm dead I know I am but fuck it, it needed saying. The scitzo had to be released)

Up the ladder: a Waste of Space
Down the ladder: I Dream Angel

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Arithmetic Mean: 7.090909
Weighted score: 6.0454545
Overall Rank: 1219
Posted: November 17, 2003 5:12 AM PST; Last modified: November 17, 2003 5:13 AM PST
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Comments:
[9] ShaNoN+960317485 @ 199.40.206.3 | 17-Nov-03/5:43 AM | Reply
Well said and done - But am afraid not wortha zero nor a ten. So hows a Ronaldo 9 to pemper your stick:o)
[9] Shuushin @ 147.154.235.51 | 17-Nov-03/6:09 AM | Reply
LoL - I feel your pain.

poetically brilliant:
"You sad cocksucking, moronic, insecure twats,
I hope you find your come-uppance,
In a shower of baseball bats."

I feel fairly safe in saying that prolly you are the first to rhyme bats with twats.

-9-
[8] INTRANSIT @ 152.163.252.72 | 17-Nov-03/6:54 AM | Reply
Nah. shorten it to a villanelle for more punch. Judy.
[9] Shuushin @ 147.154.235.51 > INTRANSIT | 17-Nov-03/7:21 AM | Reply
what about a pantoum? There is a cyclic nature to these little zero spats.
[8] INTRANSIT @ 64.12.96.139 > Shuushin | 17-Nov-03/4:30 PM | Reply
I think I might have seen a pantoum at the art museum today. No, I take that back. It was a Khartoum. I did see Horus though. And I'm more confused than ever. I'll get back to you on the pantoum.
[8] richa @ 81.178.246.25 | 17-Nov-03/12:13 PM | Reply
'Your left and right hand are your wives,' no more explanation needed.
[n/a] deleted user @ 24.222.81.233 | 17-Nov-03/12:34 PM | Reply
I have spots and my finger won't stop stinking.
[10] sliver @ 63.190.80.132 | 17-Nov-03/3:28 PM | Reply
Yea, I like it. I haven't been on in a week or so, but I see the top 20 has been totally revamped. I had a few make it in there in their time, I am content at that. You should do one about the anonymous tens which sometimes appear there all the sudden. Here's a blue one for this little ditty. P>S> You know, only the guys who give the 0's are going to dislike this one.
[9] dragonfly @ 65.234.234.26 | 17-Nov-03/11:02 PM | Reply
I have serious halitosis in the mornings. I brush many times a day though to stay minty fresh!
[n/a] Shardik @ 24.126.116.54 > dragonfly | 18-Nov-03/12:47 AM | Reply
How many?
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