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Sharks For Libido (Haiku) by scitz
Maneaters consumed, sacrificial aphrodisiacs in hot woks. Shark fin soup.

Up the ladder: Witch to Wicca
Down the ladder: Orders to My Zombie Legions

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Arithmetic Mean: 6.0
Weighted score: 5.7310586
Overall Rank: 1839
Posted: February 16, 2003 2:51 AM PST; Last modified: February 16, 2003 2:51 AM PST
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[n/a] Ranger @ 62.7.128.24 | 16-Feb-03/7:15 AM | Reply
Too long to be a haiku but the images are good.
[n/a] thepinkbunnyofdoom @ 24.209.19.37 | 16-Feb-03/10:41 AM | Reply
According to dictionary.com you misspelled your second word in line 2.
According to dictionary.com you're gay.
[n/a] thepinkbunnyofdoom @ 24.209.19.37 > -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. | 16-Feb-03/6:41 PM | Reply
Yes well I rather enjoy being happy but thats probably not the definition your using. Hers's one for you D.A. Look up impotent. You should recognise your ugly mug right with the caption "can't get his winkie up".
:)
[n/a] scitz @ 62.105.88.10 > thepinkbunnyofdoom | 17-Feb-03/8:27 AM | Reply
I think not.
[10] Shardik @ 24.126.113.154 | 16-Feb-03/11:47 AM | Reply
Good show.
[n/a] thepinkbunnyofdoom @ 24.209.19.37 | 17-Feb-03/11:07 AM | Reply
Okay don't look it up. Whatever flips your pancake.
[6] Robert K Foster @ 209.68.66.6 | 23-May-03/10:34 AM | Reply
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