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the grisly murder of a bad poet (Other) by scitz
Once I saw a girl so sweet She was blonde and very pretty I then felt my heart miss a beat And wrote her this little ditty I see you pass my work each day And really wish you were mine But I’m so shy and don’t know what to say And I’m running out of time Because john really likes you and he’s really hunky Plays in a rock band and is very funky So I write you this poem on the library computer And this guy’s staring at me with a knifeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeffffffff fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff ff’rgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg gkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr------------------ ,,,,,,,,,,,,,, rpkg………………………………………………………†¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦ ………………………..

Up the ladder: Holding The Ground
Down the ladder: A soldiers life

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Arithmetic Mean: 5.8
Weighted score: 5.095362
Overall Rank: 6123
Posted: October 14, 2004 8:06 AM PDT; Last modified: October 14, 2004 8:06 AM PDT
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[9] steven adams @ 147.226.166.161 | 14-Oct-04/2:48 PM | Reply
this is funny
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