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Dear George Bush (Free verse) by scitz Dear George
Fuck off
Yours Sincerely
Everyone in England
Up the ladder:
On Reading
Down the ladder:
Titty
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Posted: October 29, 2004 2:19 AM PDT; Last modified: October 29, 2004 2:19 AM PDTWeighted score: 4.5517645 Overall Rank: 12691 Comments:
Your from England. How dare you judge our president. President Bush is way better than John Kerry. John Kerry had Botox injections. To me that sounds a little dumb because he doesn't look any better.
This is the best comment ever.
Everyboudy knouws that douring the American War Against the Hounourable King, us English were fighting for the rights of woumen, the blind, schooul children, and the ineluctable right to play Checkeurs the day befoure and afteur the Christiaun Sabbauth. You American fools deserve to be destrouyed!
Your statement has us pissing in our pants. But it's not out of fear.
spot on, good chap. a jolly good rip at the lousy limey! his commentary was a rather riotous read, eh?
Millions of people in England will soon be suing you for plagiarism.
I'm guessing the big space in the middle is where you sprinkle the anthrax. When they take one of those bus bombs and drive it into Westminster Abbey during a royal wedding then you can talk to us about our leaders. Till then worry about old Tony and how soon before one of your slutty popstars pops Prince William's cherry.
" how soon before one of your slutty popstars pops Prince William's cherry."
then they can have their own version of "slick willy"! wooo! 232 view(s)
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I think saddam chicken salad is running the cuntry and the cities too, and that he only allows the appearance of democracy so that lazy bastards like myself don't get too riled. a smoothe transition y'know?
of course, fuck old George, but the "poem" is awful, and hackneyed. everyone says that shit, day in and day out, fuck of mr pres...bla bla bla.