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'Fucky Fucky 5 Dollar' (Free verse) by scitz On Surangwose Road I heard them shout,
'Fucky Fucky 10 dollar, me love you long time',
I tucked my cock between my legs,
Apeing Buffalo Bill from Silence Of the Lambs,
Then pulled down my pants shouting 'OK GIRLS LETS GET IT ON'
Then they removed their wigs,
And beat me unconscious.
They beat me long time,
The Lady Boys of the Ramada Hotel,
Now I eat with a straw,
Use Bob Martins talc borrowed from a guy at the marine corr,
Hail, Bangkok sniff the dragons nose at the Bangkok Hilton,
Drop the soap in a full shower of lady boys,
Die in a horribly camp manner.
You make me horny,
Me Love you a long time.
(Written on a beer mat waiting to be served)
Up the ladder:
Form Without Substance
Down the ladder:
if tommorow never comes
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Posted: January 10, 2003 9:12 AM PST; Last modified: November 2, 2005 4:26 AM PSTWeighted score: 5.1589375 Overall Rank: 5097 Comments:
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razorgrin @ 192.197.142.114
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10-Jan-03/10:02 AM
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Neat. But were you at least wearing a vest of human skin at the time? Spankings $20.
Show, don't tell. Show.
I HAVE NEVER FUCKING LAUGHED THIS HARD! "BACHIANSWAGGER AWARD for brilliant use of everything. 10!H
Very Amusing
scary. sad. meritable.
obviously, you had either been served quite a few when you wrote this, or were so deranged from want of drink, that this was like a DT revelation for you. funny story, but what did you learn from the experience? except, of course, how to go both ways? snoggity snog snog.
Another masterpiece! The Ramada Hotel, an Indian owned establishment, full of bugs hard to identify....the one in downtown LA is out of this world....I've never seen so many baby roaches. Did you know that a roach can survive without its head for nine days? You would've had you read "Things that make you go hmmm" There's this sheme (transvestite) that I see all the time strutting her/his stuff on Santa Monica Blvd...she looks like she might be from Hong Kong...ahhhhh...I'm getting a mental picture of her saying fucky, fucky 10 dollar me love you long time.......sorry, I tend to go on tangents at times.
i gotta travel with you.
Funny poem. I really like it.
Ironically it coincides with recent topics of conversation on Poemranker. But that's probably why you reposted it.
This is really excellent. I remember a visit to Bangkok and I found out why the city is so called. I got shagged silly for fewer baht than in a fahrt.
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