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'Fucky Fucky 5 Dollar' (Free verse) by scitz
On Surangwose Road I heard them shout, 'Fucky Fucky 10 dollar, me love you long time', I tucked my cock between my legs, Apeing Buffalo Bill from Silence Of the Lambs, Then pulled down my pants shouting 'OK GIRLS LETS GET IT ON' Then they removed their wigs, And beat me unconscious. They beat me long time, The Lady Boys of the Ramada Hotel, Now I eat with a straw, Use Bob Martins talc borrowed from a guy at the marine corr, Hail, Bangkok sniff the dragons nose at the Bangkok Hilton, Drop the soap in a full shower of lady boys, Die in a horribly camp manner. You make me horny, Me Love you a long time. (Written on a beer mat waiting to be served)

Up the ladder: Form Without Substance
Down the ladder: if tommorow never comes

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Arithmetic Mean: 6.3333335
Weighted score: 5.1589375
Overall Rank: 5098
Posted: January 10, 2003 9:12 AM PST; Last modified: November 2, 2005 4:26 AM PST
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[9] razorgrin @ 192.197.142.114 | 10-Jan-03/10:02 AM | Reply
Neat. But were you at least wearing a vest of human skin at the time? Spankings $20.
[6] TmaraZ112 @ 140.186.47.37 | 10-Jan-03/10:09 AM | Reply
Show, don't tell. Show.
[10] Bachus @ 24.126.113.154 | 10-Jan-03/1:16 PM | Reply
I HAVE NEVER FUCKING LAUGHED THIS HARD! "BACHIANSWAGGER AWARD for brilliant use of everything. 10!H
[8] MuDvAyNe @ 213.122.39.113 | 12-Jan-03/1:48 AM | Reply
Very Amusing
[9] INTRANSIT @ 64.12.96.46 | 15-Jan-03/9:26 AM | Reply
scary. sad. meritable.
[n/a] <~> @ 167.206.181.179 | 15-Jan-03/10:18 AM | Reply
obviously, you had either been served quite a few when you wrote this, or were so deranged from want of drink, that this was like a DT revelation for you. funny story, but what did you learn from the experience? except, of course, how to go both ways? snoggity snog snog.

[10] wOrnella Mutiw @ 198.81.26.167 | 19-Jan-03/4:15 PM | Reply
Another masterpiece! The Ramada Hotel, an Indian owned establishment, full of bugs hard to identify....the one in downtown LA is out of this world....I've never seen so many baby roaches. Did you know that a roach can survive without its head for nine days? You would've had you read "Things that make you go hmmm" There's this sheme (transvestite) that I see all the time strutting her/his stuff on Santa Monica Blvd...she looks like she might be from Hong Kong...ahhhhh...I'm getting a mental picture of her saying fucky, fucky 10 dollar me love you long time.......sorry, I tend to go on tangents at times.
[9] daniella @ 200.61.49.156 | 7-Mar-03/11:49 AM | Reply
i gotta travel with you.
[10] Standby @ 205.188.116.149 | 19-Mar-04/9:15 PM | Reply
Funny poem. I really like it.
[n/a] ALChemy @ 24.74.101.159 | 2-Nov-05/11:17 AM | Reply
Ironically it coincides with recent topics of conversation on Poemranker. But that's probably why you reposted it.
[9] Edna Sweetlove @ 85.210.25.78 | 18-Jun-06/5:33 PM | Reply
This is really excellent. I remember a visit to Bangkok and I found out why the city is so called. I got shagged silly for fewer baht than in a fahrt.
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