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'Fucky Fucky 5 Dollar'

Member since 2002 · Posted 10 Jan 2003 · Edited 2 Nov 2005 · 11 comments

On Surangwose Road I heard them shout, 'Fucky Fucky 10 dollar, me love you long time', I tucked my cock between my legs, Apeing Buffalo Bill from Silence Of the Lambs, Then pulled down my pants shouting 'OK GIRLS LETS GET IT ON' Then they removed their wigs, And beat me unconscious. They beat me long time, The Lady Boys of the Ramada Hotel, Now I eat with a straw, Use Bob Martins talc borrowed from a guy at the marine corr, Hail, Bangkok sniff the dragons nose at the Bangkok Hilton, Drop the soap in a full shower of lady boys, Die in a horribly camp manner. You make me horny, Me Love you a long time. (Written on a beer mat waiting to be served)

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11 comments

[9] razorgrin 10-Jan-03/10:02 AM Reply

Neat. But were you at least wearing a vest of human skin at the time? Spankings $20.

[6] TmaraZ112 10-Jan-03/10:09 AM Reply

Show, don't tell. Show.

[10] Bachus 10-Jan-03/1:16 PM Reply

I HAVE NEVER FUCKING LAUGHED THIS HARD! "BACHIANSWAGGER AWARD for brilliant use of everything. 10!H

[8] MuDvAyNe 12-Jan-03/1:48 AM Reply

Very Amusing

[9] INTRANSIT 15-Jan-03/9:26 AM Reply

scary. sad. meritable.

[n/a] <~> 15-Jan-03/10:18 AM Reply

obviously, you had either been served quite a few when you wrote this, or were so deranged from want of drink, that this was like a DT revelation for you. funny story, but what did you learn from the experience? except, of course, how to go both ways? snoggity snog snog.

[10] wOrnella Mutiw 19-Jan-03/4:15 PM Reply

Another masterpiece! The Ramada Hotel, an Indian owned establishment, full of bugs hard to identify....the one in downtown LA is out of this world....I've never seen so many baby roaches. Did you know that a roach can survive without its head for nine days? You would've had you read "Things that make you go hmmm" There's this sheme (transvestite) that I see all the time strutting her/his stuff on Santa Monica Blvd...she looks like she might be from Hong Kong...ahhhhh...I'm getting a mental picture of her saying fucky, fucky 10 dollar me love you long time.......sorry, I tend to go on tangents at times.

[9] daniella 7-Mar-03/11:49 AM Reply

i gotta travel with you.

[10] Standby 19-Mar-04/9:15 PM Reply

Funny poem. I really like it.

[n/a] ALChemy 2-Nov-05/11:17 AM Reply

Ironically it coincides with recent topics of conversation on Poemranker. But that's probably why you reposted it.

[9] Edna Sweetlove 18-Jun-06/5:33 PM Reply

This is really excellent. I remember a visit to Bangkok and I found out why the city is so called. I got shagged silly for fewer baht than in a fahrt.