On Surangwose Road I heard them shout, 'Fucky Fucky 10 dollar, me love you long time', I tucked my cock between my legs, Apeing Buffalo Bill from Silence Of the Lambs, Then pulled down my pants shouting 'OK GIRLS LETS GET IT ON' Then they removed their wigs, And beat me unconscious. They beat me long time, The Lady Boys of the Ramada Hotel, Now I eat with a straw, Use Bob Martins talc borrowed from a guy at the marine corr, Hail, Bangkok sniff the dragons nose at the Bangkok Hilton, Drop the soap in a full shower of lady boys, Die in a horribly camp manner. You make me horny, Me Love you a long time. (Written on a beer mat waiting to be served)