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Ten new questions from Dan Rather (Other) by horus8
1.) Why does our stupid fucking president call you by your first name, and not Mr. Hussein? Wouldn't that be funny if he did that with Russia or Cuba, or China? 2) Is it true you traded Tanzania a life time supply of Coca~Cola in return for a live child with Ebola? Will you mount it on a missile? The child I mean? And if so, who is your target besides the racist fucking Jew bastards I work for in the media? 3)Did you know that I don't represent Americans, because I am a stupid fucking pussy with stupid fucking questions? 4) Did you know that we might never see each other again Captain scrotum, but hey how about a mustache ride? 5) Do you speak Pig Latin, play scrabble? 6) Are you Arabic (Sadam just smiles and says Coffee? American, drink coffee?) 7) How many missiles full of nerve gas does it take to kill a hundred thousand Kurds? How many pairs of sun glasses do you have? 8) How much did you buy the technology from America for, to do that?. Anthrax, flesh eating bacteria, nerve gas, I mean.? How many barrels of Corvette piss did you trade? 9) Is it true you went to RISDI, and you are a hick mongrel? 10) Are you gay, and if so, take a look at this hard shaft you stupid fucking hot sexy sand nigger. 11) Will you bomb my wide ass with your thick aids dipped scud beak of 93 miles or less? <We interupt this enlightening interview to bring you a breaking news story of the most urgent type, Barbara Bush has just canceled her poetry luncheon because she is a cunt along with 90% of our pathetic government... I think it is time to disarm all of these idiots, but alas, if poets can't get along, I guess we are all fucked. Reap it cowards, the future is twenty years in prison for bongs or possession of pot,but with gas masks? Welcome to your American policing of your American nightmare the NWO. Your happiness is now cataloged with a 1-800-#. P.S. Hey John Ashcroft SUCK MY FUCKING DICK HOMO!

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