Villanelle № 106558
Stuffy
"Pardon me sir, but is it stuffy in here?"
I said to the host; as I hung up my coat
He said, "We have beer just no air-conditioner."
"God, that's a shame..." I stated with leer
As I thought of a William Yeats' quote
"Pardon me sir, but is it stuffy in here?"
The quote had something to do with peer -
- groups going nuclear... Not to dote,
but did he say, "We have beer just no air-conditioner."?
Because, I'm poor as hell, and sure to mirror
this asshole's sneer with a foot note
"Pardon me sir, but is it stuffy in here?"
I hate the rich, they're the cream center of fear
In all that they see, do, and hide behind moat
Did he say, "We have beer just no air-conditioner."?
I should have stayed home, I'm in the third tier
To hot for a reading of what this famous poet wrote
To say "Pardon me sir, but is it stuffy in here?"
And hear, "We have beer just no air-conditioner."
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"Pardon me sir, do you have a tuffy?"
I asked the man in the grey trencoat,
He said, "Why, yes! Wanna see it, lovey?"
"Pardon me Squire, but dost thou have fluffy?"
I beckoned to the nude boy breaking wind
He said, "pblrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" then rode off on my palfrey.
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