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Clive Barker's penis pump (Other) by horus8 Life: A never ending struggle at the toilet
to keep one's ass relatively tidy.
Death: Just another reason to not give a shit.
(you might be asking yourself, what in the hell
that has to do with Clive Barker's penis?
Regretfully, not a fucking thing.
Up the ladder:
Innocence lost
Down the ladder:
Me and Mrs. Jones
Votes: (green: user, blue: anonymous)
Arithmetic Mean: 5.0
Posted: November 29, 2002 3:39 AM PST; Last modified: November 29, 2002 3:39 AM PSTWeighted score: 5.0 Overall Rank: 7517 Comments:
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Caducus @ 62.105.88.10
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29-Nov-02/3:51 AM
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horus, your a hellraiser, wonder if clive barkers got pins on his head (ouch), see the title might just work
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horus8 @ 24.126.113.154
> Caducus
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29-Nov-02/3:53 AM
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the title works cuz that's all he ever thinks about life, death, and his penis. trust me.
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<~> @ 67.84.171.10
> horus8
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29-Nov-02/8:18 AM
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testify, son. testify.
how rude of me heres a slinky number for you *7*
Don't be a twat.let's not forget all the evil demonic monsters from hell.I suppose you've got some clever metaphor for them too.
the sketch of the vagina with arms and legs off to the right in the corner of the stall...with the ode underneath it.@
ha ha you do wax then
hasn't anyone ever told you penis pumps are just an illusion. They're only good for jacking off (see life and death).
horus8. You inspire me, if only ecause you prove it's possible to lead your life without trying hard or taking anything seriously. EXCEPT YOUR SON MICAH BLAH BLAH yes I'm sure he's very important to you (thanks for letting us do the voice of Spencer Sniper in Leon). oh and also poetry is very important to you. wait, fuck, I take it all back. You suck.
-=Dark_Angel=-. You bloat me, if only because you disprove it's possible for anyone so socially retarted to give a fuck about the illusion in front of the 'reallity' of it all, but than constantly deny how you consistantly smell it out to stick your fat fucking face in it, then say you don't (mr. paradox works in the biggest circus of all)..EXCEPT WHEN IT COMES TO MY SON MICAH BLAH BLAH then you come over like a proud peacock plucked clean to shit, and toe dirt scratch, but better than a barnyard chicken, A PEACOCK! throw your head back and prance off to sit on the fence all day (thanks for proving to me that john ashcroft got his edge and a collection of paperweights..congradulations) oh also heres to your long lineage of ass studying ancestory..wait i take it all back. You're a bank teller. smile and don't forget to clock out. i bet you think it pisses me off when you write things like that about my son and and sex life and mode's of operating?...you really must not get out very much? did you know that deep sea monsters are capable of creating their own light and using it..to attract food, the end game is about patience, and you get by far more hate mail than me uncle tom. i don't hate you though.. i love you like jesus loved all of his children. come sing on my lap.e
I didn't think it would piss you off. I thought you would realise it wasn't serious. SORRY. NEXT TIME I'LL UNDERLINE ALL THE BITS THAT AREN'T 100% MY ACTUAL OPINION. THANKS FOR PLAYING.
To be honest, you do inspire me in that you earn money by writing and in your spare time you write stuff like this. I was going to say that originally but for some reason I thought you had a sense of irony.
i do. you don't have to underline anything. it doesn't bother me. i'm just bored and reacting. i wouldn't have put any of it up, if i didn't want to project certain ideas into a reader or listener's mind to begin with. d.a.so it's cool. i thought by creating this totally anti pop pop cheese ball character (4 years ago 'horus8') in the bowels of hollywood complete with a kid and all of these other hangups like hustling and prison and shit like that it would create you know a 360 degree trap that's the "out of the bag before the bag" true hollywood story. not for a moment did i assume anyone could belief such utter off the wall shit like what's in the horus8 bio, for instance the name horus in egyptian mythology fits perfect upon the character, no mother..no father..on and on.. self educated blee blah blo..it's a present day rip off of the old story..now what is actually true or what isn't doesn't really matter..it's about how it's being told...with "quotes" and all the famous actor's and producers references pumping it up the sexy model all that shit. (we are really all quite obese and addicted to drugs and acne scarred)..it's a twist on what they try and make every artist do..you know create this superficial background and tragedy with parrots and private schools...now for christ sake can we finally just get past all of this horse shit and move on to future projects? thankyou. p.s you don't have to retort in anyway with me d.a i've read all of your titty twisters enough to get 'it', and you no i love it all maddly..now can we both go back into hiding? quit pantsing me.i
Hey, fuck you. I went to private school. I never had a parrot though. So is GW fat with acne just like you?
figured. no she's pretty. petite dark hair. really nice, kind hearted.. the usual..hows the powder? i'm going tomorrow! to see the snow that is and carve it up, my minds starting to matrix out i feel like nentwined all pecked out..i need clean white snow.see that's denial..
the amount of money i've made from writing could fit in a halved walnut, how about you? i know you gotta make some cash somehow. you write just as much as me at one needs time to do that, unless one does both at the same time. also for my christmas present i want you to read ye olde gilded stumps out loud. we can fit it for cards in a small microphone with memory, or make stuffed animals that tell the story ..we could make emough money to starve more children in third world countries. whatta ya say?t
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