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Easter Wouldn't Be Complete Without Choking Someone Out (Free verse) by horus8
Oh, what a lovely ham I think (Smell them pineapples!?) before pounding a 5th of Wild- Turkey. Leaping over the table, and kicking the holy shit out of your stupid fucking uncle, and dumb ass dad... Fake green grass in my hair, and halved & coloured plastic eggs scattering everywhere in the kitchen as my elbow lands in the 'Welcome back Jesus Cake'. Your aunt Matilda (with lisp) beating me over the head with that sweet potato spoon. I recall my first hemp sack race, and how I was surrounded by laughing children and love. Although, I was lonelier than ever... I was always the kid breaking windows, and writing sentences saying "I shall not lie to my elders". Smoking outside on those early Spring mornings and afternoons. Avoiding their eyes, and how they felt sorry for me, and my poor busted family. My dad sketching my Easters out for me on legal pad paper from prison. Mother, drug crazy on that island... Somehow all of the yellows and purples along with the sugar and small talk has always made me sick of you. Holiday friends, and family, so full of shit and petty insecurities... All of the Cool Hand Lukes in the world couldn't swallow the incessant amount of rotten eggs you boil to fatten your brood. You were never my family. You made me feel about as 'at home' as a nigger in Switzerland. Watching you grow into your pig suits and stack on all of that extra weight is merely a consolation prize in the grand scheme of things A basket full of old candy memories.

Up the ladder: Leaves, hope and dreams

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Arithmetic Mean: 7.125
Weighted score: 5.5715003
Overall Rank: 2422
Posted: April 12, 2004 4:54 PM PDT; Last modified: April 12, 2004 4:54 PM PDT
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[10] zodiac @ 152.18.33.186 | 12-Apr-04/6:13 PM | Reply
JOHN STAMOS AND REBECCA ROMIJN-STAMOS SEPARATE
Mon Apr 12, 4:08 PM ET

LOS ANGELES - Married life is over for "Full House" actor John Stamos (news) and "X-Men" actress Rebecca Romijn-Stamos (news), the former Victoria's Secret model. The couple has separated after five years of marriage, publicist Lewis Kay said Monday.

"The split is amicable and they have asked that the media please respect their privacy regarding this situation during this difficult time," Kay said.

The spokesman said the couple had no further comment.

Stamos, 40, and Romijn, 31, met in 1994 at a Victoria's Secret fashion show and began dating two months later. They married in September 1998.

The actress appeared in "X-Men," "X2: X-Men United," "Femme Fatale (news - web sites)" and "Rollerball" and she appears in the upcoming films "The Punisher" and "Godsend."

Stamos, best-known for his role as Jesse in "Full House" from 1987 to 1995, played John Sears in last year's cable TV movie "The Reagans." In recent years, he's played on the Broadway stage.

In October, Stamos replaced Antonio Banderas (news) as the film director obsessed with women in the Tony Award-winning revival of "Nine" at New York's Eugene O'Neill Theatre.

He had also replaced Matthew Broderick (news) in the revival of "How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying" and starred as the master of ceremonies in the long-running Roundabout Theatre Company production of "Cabaret" at Studio 54.
[n/a] horus8 @ 24.130.214.180 > zodiac | 12-Apr-04/6:20 PM | Reply
Stop it before I slap you.
[10] zodiac @ 67.240.192.103 > horus8 | 12-Apr-04/8:07 PM | Reply
Spoken like a true defender of gay Hollywood Greeks. Maybe you can get John to give you a guest shot in "Cabaret" and you'll, you know, get some of the old Athenian groove on. I mean that in the most positive possible sense. He'd be lucky to have you for his Uncle Joey.
[n/a] horus8 @ 24.130.214.180 > zodiac | 13-Apr-04/12:24 PM | Reply
I'm not gay, I'm unibrow.
[10] zodiac @ 152.18.33.186 > horus8 | 13-Apr-04/1:40 PM | Reply
50% gay,
15% brow,
10% superman hair,
8% Rufus Wainwright,
7% white chinos,
5% white negro,
2% gay again.
[10] zodiac @ 152.18.33.186 > zodiac | 13-Apr-04/1:56 PM | Reply
Damn! I forgot 20% wacky Oliver-Twist-meets-Jack-Kerouac biography! What am I up to now, like 120%?
[n/a] horus8 @ 24.130.214.180 > zodiac | 13-Apr-04/2:39 PM | Reply
Well at least now we know where the leakage all goes when your winged maxi pad ruptures. Your math.
[n/a] horus8 @ 24.130.214.180 > zodiac | 13-Apr-04/5:58 PM | Reply
What, I can't aspire to homosexuality?
[10] zodiac @ 67.240.59.96 > horus8 | 13-Apr-04/7:31 PM | Reply
Don't be obscene.
[10] zodiac @ 67.240.59.96 > zodiac | 13-Apr-04/7:57 PM | Reply
No, wait. Do.
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 81.86.113.159 > zodiac | 13-Apr-04/8:11 PM | Reply
And then write a poeme about your haircut's cameo career in John Carpenter's lost X-rated films.
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