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Pimple № 100382

The Towel Head Blues

by horus8

Member since 2002 · Posted 4 May 2004 · 5 comments

Squat on my face, and shit in my mouth Shave my back, and blow up my house Rape my mustached wife, and sodomize my kids, wipe your ass on my towel, and eat all my figs. Bush you're an Oak tree Cheney you're a dolt Rumsfield you're an American idol selling smack in Pulp Fiction Like Eric Fucking Stoltz. All I know is that I've been to military prison, and I'm as USA as baseball, but that sure didn't keep those mother fucking jarheads from torturing me for the White house. So it takes very little imagination Very little thinking on my part to come to the conclusion that America has loads of Apple pie, unaffordably tart. I'm glad I'm not a sand nigger I'm glad I'm not at war for oil You Americans can keep your fucking Christian pack of lies, and you Jews can have the spoils. Because I am a man that's not afraid to say, you couldn't pay me enough to say it's okay, to police the world with a big swinging dick. Since everyone knows all balls get the stick. Come on let's abuse some Arabs Come on let's show a little greed After all, it's only human to kill for what you need.

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5 comments

[10] wilco 4-May-04/8:21 PM Reply
Ahhh, Bush....the pimple on America's ass. Well, one of them anyway....we need some ass Clearasil.
[9] Shuushin 5-May-04/5:49 AM Reply
Strong stuff.
Too strong maybe; such a thing may exist.

(I'm put off a bit by the language.)
[10] wilco › Shuushin 5-May-04/12:12 PM Reply
Was there bad language in this one?
[9] INTRANSIT 5-May-04/2:19 PM Reply
I thought it said Eric fucking Stoli....oooopsie.
[10] SupremeDreamer 8-May-04/5:56 AM Reply
-Nod-, Tell it like it is, ole pal.

American military control in Iraq is tyrannical, Uncle Sam puppeteers the oil from Baghdad, sandniggers revolt with jihad-- oh, don't forget, now I pay two dollars & eighty cents a gallon, price soon to rise up to three bucks a gal.

It's fuckin bullshit, this regimented, puritan cultured country of rednecks with blind & senseless faith; scattered groups of rebels, 'n grotesque individuals socially scorned by the majority of american folk-- a.k.a: Propoganda slaves.

Blessed with ten.