Haiku № 13535

terra incognita

Member since 2002 · Posted 6 Sep 2002 · Edited 20 Nov 2002 · 6 comments

I dream piss alot. While being carried away by toucan Sam. Urinary fears! Mother hangs my sheets to dry. To heavy to blow. The urge is too much! Like a cat in a sun box. Ruined the car seat. Nentwined wants contrast. Men pay to drink my hot piss. How does that grab you?

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6 comments

[8] god'swife 20-Nov-02/12:21 PM Reply

Your haikus inspire me.

[8] INTRANSIT 20-Nov-02/2:46 PM Reply

LOL. _____help us all if you ever become unleashed.

[8] Fear of Garbage 15-Feb-03/11:00 PM Reply

lovely.

[6] deleted user 3-Aug-04/7:55 AM Reply

"A lot" is 2 words, and L3 is 4 sylables.

[n/a] Shardik › deleted user 3-Aug-04/1:56 PM Reply

Fuck you is two words too, isn't it sunshine?

[8] jesslew 13-Mar-07/7:14 PM Reply

last line was a surprise..
i like Toucan Sam