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The grand embeddiment (Free verse) by horus8
Hi motherfuckers! It's me again with a public service announcement. Turkey, is the meat of the future. crab sandwiches are imposters. I repeat, imposters. Key lime pie is groovy for yeast infections. while you are down there, write your congressman. If you are out of papyrus? Send him a fortune cookie. Buy a lotto ticket, and trade it to the first bum you see outside of the local 'shop and go' for his three legged dog and bugle. Jewfish are extremely slow but tasty. Cheesecake brandy fig leaf pornography nothing makes any sense anymore, but did it ever? I think I must need a devil doc. And some better goggles. I can't make out Atlas, from his shrug.

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