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The fetus farm (Haiku) by horus8 Prom comes once a year
in America, just ask
A Planned Parenthood.
Up the ladder:
The Smarts aint Stupids
Down the ladder:
Anouk
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Posted: September 25, 2003 6:55 PM PDT; Last modified: September 25, 2003 6:55 PM PDTWeighted score: 5.522185 Overall Rank: 2635 Comments:
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-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 81.86.113.159
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25-Sep-03/7:02 PM
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I once lived on a foetus farm, you know. Ghastly work, especially in monsoon season. The fields were often utterly awash with unformed hearts and amniotic sacs. Of course we made do with what we had, and in fact it was my uncle who invented cheese & amnion flavoured crisps and sold the formula to Walkers (who renamed it at once). This poeme is rubbish though.
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horus8 @ 24.126.113.154
> -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
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25-Sep-03/7:22 PM
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I, for one, am ashamed of you. This poem is a political statement that I'm making against unsafe neanderthal hotel sex. I'm sick of seeing 13 year old girls suckling their young. you sir, are an anarchist.
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?-Dave_Mysterious-? @ 195.92.67.71
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26-Sep-03/7:24 AM
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Zombies ate my neighbours.
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horus8 @ 24.126.113.154
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26-Sep-03/10:36 AM
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Interesting, because I eat Zombies and date my neighbours
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crwncka1 @ 67.30.49.212
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26-Sep-03/7:27 AM
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hrm... sounds to me like you might be secertly hiding your kiddie pr0n obession... i mean why is your MIND foucsed on such shit anyway? 13 yr olds are gonna be 13 yr olds...
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horus8 @ 24.126.113.154
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26-Sep-03/10:29 AM
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Why would I be into kiddy porn? When I get so much of the full grown porn all ready? Did you know Jenna Jameson is a friend of mine, or did you see the late night HBO soft cores I've starred in? My mind is hardly focused on what you think it is foolish pr0n.
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-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 81.86.113.159
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27-Sep-03/12:55 AM
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"A resplendent love of a young army captain for a beautiful and proud Gypsy kindles raging, terrifying flames of passion."
how true and sad and sick it is
It's so sick... Yesterday, I threw up a fetus.
Yeah? Well, yesterday I threw up a fetus and gave it the Heimlich maneuver until it threw up its absorbed twin.
I see... Well, I guess you will be wanting this cigar?
I never accept a cigar from a latchkey slam jew.
How about one in an ape suit with an ejection seat?
Lovely, and true. Teen pregnancies skyrocket in June.
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