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Haiku № 67018

The fetus farm

by horus8

Member since 2002 · Posted 25 Sep 2003 · 14 comments

Prom comes once a year in America, just ask A Planned Parenthood.

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[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 25-Sep-03/7:02 PM Reply
I once lived on a foetus farm, you know. Ghastly work, especially in monsoon season. The fields were often utterly awash with unformed hearts and amniotic sacs. Of course we made do with what we had, and in fact it was my uncle who invented cheese & amnion flavoured crisps and sold the formula to Walkers (who renamed it at once). This poeme is rubbish though.
[n/a] horus8 › -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 25-Sep-03/7:22 PM Reply
I, for one, am ashamed of you. This poem is a political statement that I'm making against unsafe neanderthal hotel sex. I'm sick of seeing 13 year old girls suckling their young. you sir, are an anarchist.
[n/a] ?-Dave_Mysterious-? › horus8 26-Sep-03/7:24 AM Reply
Zombies ate my neighbours.
[n/a] horus8 › ?-Dave_Mysterious-? 26-Sep-03/10:36 AM Reply
Interesting, because I eat Zombies and date my neighbours
[0] crwncka1 › horus8 26-Sep-03/7:27 AM Reply
hrm... sounds to me like you might be secertly hiding your kiddie pr0n obession... i mean why is your MIND foucsed on such shit anyway? 13 yr olds are gonna be 13 yr olds...
[n/a] horus8 › crwncka1 26-Sep-03/10:29 AM Reply
Why would I be into kiddy porn? When I get so much of the full grown porn all ready? Did you know Jenna Jameson is a friend of mine, or did you see the late night HBO soft cores I've starred in? My mind is hardly focused on what you think it is foolish pr0n.
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. › horus8 27-Sep-03/12:55 AM Reply
"A resplendent love of a young army captain for a beautiful and proud Gypsy kindles raging, terrifying flames of passion."
[n/a] Moniquesuvee 25-Sep-03/10:04 PM Reply
how true and sad and sick it is
[0] Bachus › Moniquesuvee 25-Sep-03/11:11 PM Reply
It's so sick... Yesterday, I threw up a fetus.
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. › Bachus 25-Sep-03/11:37 PM Reply
Yeah? Well, yesterday I threw up a fetus and gave it the Heimlich maneuver until it threw up its absorbed twin.
[10] <{Baba^Yaga}> › -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 26-Sep-03/12:04 AM Reply
I see... Well, I guess you will be wanting this cigar?
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. › <{Baba^Yaga}> 26-Sep-03/12:05 AM Reply
I never accept a cigar from a latchkey slam jew.
[10] <{Baba^Yaga}> › -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 26-Sep-03/1:34 AM Reply
How about one in an ape suit with an ejection seat?
[9] hipster flare 26-Sep-03/11:25 AM Reply
Lovely, and true. Teen pregnancies skyrocket in June.