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Sonnet № 44213

The Smarts aint Stupids

by Shardik

Member since 2003 · Posted 14 Mar 2003 · 5 comments

The problem with Mormons is simple. I'm sure you all will agree. The milk from their cows must be ample. Why should a woman see? To mix cowboys, and indians, with Jesus? Is completely out to lunch. I heard when Augustine sneezes, a neurosis flys out in a bunch. And all of this time we were worried, the devil would be in her snatch. Her millionaire Daddy scurried. Disguising his church's trick latch. Patty Hearst was right. To string cut Daddy's kite.

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[10] thepinkbunnyofdoom 14-Apr-03/1:07 PM Reply
My first reaction :WTF:
My second reaction :what the bloody fuck:
My third reaction :what a fuck:
My fourth reaction :awe fuck If I'm this confused give it a -10- and try and sort it out later:
[n/a] horus8 › thepinkbunnyofdoom 14-Apr-03/3:47 PM Reply
It's a sonnet about the Elizabeth Smart abduction incident.
[3] Sasha 14-Apr-04/7:32 PM Reply
This is not iambic pentameter, rather amateurish in its construction, and, above all, makes no sense.
[n/a] Shuushin › Sasha 14-Apr-04/7:34 PM Reply
Don't make me give my "sonnets don't have to be iambic pentameter" speech again...
[n/a] Shardik › Sasha 17-Apr-04/1:21 AM Reply
bler blah bler blo ble blah? ble blah bler blo, fucking Asshat.