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The Smarts aint Stupids (Sonnet) by Shardik
The problem with Mormons is simple. I'm sure you all will agree. The milk from their cows must be ample. Why should a woman see? To mix cowboys, and indians, with Jesus? Is completely out to lunch. I heard when Augustine sneezes, a neurosis flys out in a bunch. And all of this time we were worried, the devil would be in her snatch. Her millionaire Daddy scurried. Disguising his church's trick latch. Patty Hearst was right. To string cut Daddy's kite.

Up the ladder: Two Towers
Down the ladder: The fetus farm

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Arithmetic Mean: 5.714286
Weighted score: 5.522185
Overall Rank: 2634
Posted: March 14, 2003 12:31 PM PST; Last modified: March 14, 2003 12:31 PM PST
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[10] thepinkbunnyofdoom @ 24.209.19.37 | 14-Apr-03/1:07 PM | Reply
My first reaction :WTF:
My second reaction :what the bloody fuck:
My third reaction :what a fuck:
My fourth reaction :awe fuck If I'm this confused give it a -10- and try and sort it out later:
[n/a] horus8 @ 24.126.113.154 > thepinkbunnyofdoom | 14-Apr-03/3:47 PM | Reply
It's a sonnet about the Elizabeth Smart abduction incident.
[3] Sasha @ 69.140.246.96 | 14-Apr-04/7:32 PM | Reply
This is not iambic pentameter, rather amateurish in its construction, and, above all, makes no sense.
[n/a] Shuushin @ 207.5.211.177 > Sasha | 14-Apr-04/7:34 PM | Reply
Don't make me give my "sonnets don't have to be iambic pentameter" speech again...
[n/a] Shardik @ 24.130.214.180 > Sasha | 17-Apr-04/1:21 AM | Reply
bler blah bler blo ble blah? ble blah bler blo, fucking Asshat.
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