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more{Porn*Star}{Hai*kus} (Haiku) by horus8 Ross was the new kid.
The fluffer unzips and grins.
And hung like James Dean.
Quiet on the set
Action! Fuck her to sleep kid
quips the director.
The kid mounts her up
She whispers over shoulder.
"Put it in my ass".
"Okay, Ms. Lovecocks".
States Ross with a mid-west smile.
Some dreams can come true.
Up the ladder:
Whispers of the Night
Down the ladder:
sex
Votes: (green: user, blue: anonymous)
Arithmetic Mean: 5.85
Posted: October 10, 2002 2:25 PM PDT; Last modified: October 10, 2002 2:26 PM PDTWeighted score: 5.809688 Overall Rank: 1651 Comments:
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god'swife @ 209.179.135.218
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10-Oct-02/2:45 PM
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Revolting, but in a good way. Why does porn make me queasy? Should there be parenthesis' around L2 in the 1st Haiku?
brillant...this just proves that no matter where I go online anymore I'll be face to face with porn. :::sigh::: oh well, back to making my porn page.
Wow! That's big and clever.
quality porn poems. dirty in a wonderful way.
you are a naughty boy and you deserve to be spanked. have a 9. you'll have to get the 6 yourself.
darling, i resemble that statement. get me a martini! missing you. nice rack, by the way. luv.h.
ugh. i hate that word! i'll get you some merlot instead.
i take it you didn't read hit and run yet, little too much melot that night. i accordianed a honda with my truck at about 4 in the morning.i had a wave of merlot soak my entire dash board. lol!
more rudeness, im sure i've ranked this before.
I need finishing off (_|_) lovecocks likes it rough heres twenty of the finest now varnish that cane (_*_) Round up the tadpoles Please undock Rear Admiral And walk the plank quick Aphrodites araldite what best to stick together broken sheriffs badge (_o_) gleet!
obviously you've been varnishing mahogany at the private boys shavery again. i will pray for you and yours immediately. have fun with your squash before the seeds get salted. better let me borrow the elephant gun, another of our creations seems to have gotten out. maybe we need a higher fence? and fresh paint on the tree house.
HAHAHA!!!!
:)
LOL, sick but good
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